threat level midnight

call me a safe bet. im betting im not.

[goon]

[20thcenturywomen2016]

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

[y3llowfinches]

[thiabeagoodgirl]

i will forever be the hurting child, the angry teenager and the lonely adult.

[ratbooba]

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

State Champs - Dead And Gone

[powerburial]

Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son

[thesituation]

weed strain called they hit the pentagon

[skysybil]

you just gotta call it “the pentagon” so you can hit it yourself

[thesituation]

let’s be business partners

[eurodeal]

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from

[riplikeren]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

[mclennonyaoi]

god she is always serving cunt.

[mclennonyaoi]

she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.

[httpcottagewitch]

mercury is in reverse cowgirl again

[tlirsgender]

It’s fun to be a hater but you also have to be a liker. It’s about balancing your humours

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

[angelbabymikaa]

i’m feeling like jennifer when she hadn’t eaten a boy in a while