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idiots (affectionate)・[56/?] ⤷ 3.12 — “War of the Coprophages”

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

threekegs

Solemyr 🔆 for @ whimsygothical

pinnipetal

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

dualcasterjay

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

juneberryjammin

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

fibul

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

sharpestlives

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

sharpestlives

congratulations to the first person in 10000 notes to figure out what this post was talking about

the-big-mood

without-ado

Strawberry Moon l seongmo.le

stella-draws-things

morggo

el sol

ink and watercolor on cold press paper, 4.5"x6"

prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/el-sol/

alt version prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/el-sol-alt-ver/

original for sale: https://ko-fi.com/s/bf9f3c4ab1

sandmandaddy69

Pamela Lee

humanoidhistory

Space art by Pamela Lee.

worldcircus

cicadianrhythm

do you think prometheus would like us

computationalcalculator

cumaeansibyl

this made me think “Hephaestus would also love us” and then I saw Hephaestus going on a forbidden journey to sunder Prometheus’s chains because without the gift of fire humans would never have learned the art of the forge. and he was already cast out of Olympus for being born with a disability, without fire in human hands he would have been so lonely, god of nothing and no one.

now they watch humans do these things together just beaming like two proud dads and occasionally calling Asclepius when shit goes sideways (“we love you, children! always wear your PPE!”)