258. The houses as quotes from Thor: Ragnorak
âLast time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?â âIt varies from moment to moment.â
âDarling, you have no idea whatâs possible.â
âYou do seem like youâre in desperate need of leadership.â
âIâm upset! Iâm very upset. You know what I like about being upset? Blame. Right now, thatâs the mindset that Iâm in. And you know who Iâm blaming?â
âYouâre officially pardoned⊠from life!â
âIt hurts, doesnât it? Being lied to. Being told youâre one thing and then learning itâs all a fiction.â
âWell, I tried to start a revolution, but didnât print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but Iâm actually organizing another revolution. I donât know if youâd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon youâd be interested?â
âPlease, kind sir, do not cut my hair. NO! NOOO!â
âThe revolution has begun!â
âI guess Iâll have to go it alone. Like Iâve always done.â
âAllow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. Iâm kind of like the leader in here. Iâm made of rocks, as you can see, but donât let that intimidate you. You donât need to be afraid, unless youâre made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.â
âYou know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. Thereâs nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think itâs great, an elite force of women warriors.â
âNo, I donât have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter. Itâs called an email.â
âWhatever she is, we can stop her, together. We can face her, together.â
âYeah, itâs called the⊠uh⊠Revengers!â
âHey, man. Iâm Korg. Weâre gonna get outta here. Wanna come?â
âA creepy old man cut my hair off!â
âYouâre in my seat!â
âI choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Becauseâs that what heroes do.â
âYes, of course. People on earth love me, Iâm very popular.â
âI know what youâre thinking. Oh, no. Thorâs in a cage. How did this happen?â
âWhoever I am? Did you not just hear a word I said? I thought you would be glad to see me.âÂ