[teesadutta]

[hoodietae-archive-deactivated20]

the only good news to come out of 2016

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

My kink is people underestimating me and ending up wrong and embarrassed

[justactnatural]

You: willy nilly Me, an intellectual: william nilliam

[kirstengillibrand]

“and then he said, his temperament was his strongest asset”

[glowist]

scientific research has recently indicated that i spend an avg of 90% of my life on the verge of tears

[the-last-apprentice]

The other 10% is the actual crying

[staff]

Only 57.5% of eligible voters actually voted in the last election. And only 42% of eligible 18–34 year-olds. 

Register to vote!

[egberts]

my mom finally bought a toaster

[egberts]

why did this get notes

[hungry-hobbits]

we’re happy for you

[egberts]

its just a toaster

[egberts]

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

[hustleinatrap]

[legendaudrey-deactivated2017042]

OH MY GODKC

[hotvampireadjacent]

when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama

[sixpenceee]

The border collie Jumpy wrote his name on a board by following the baton of its trainer. (Video)

[excellent-dogs]

this dog has neater handwriting than me

[evildnaa]

reason #50841826 that dogs are the most amazing and beautiful creatures on this planet

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

[beeac]

extreme

[sextpert-deactivated2014011-blog]

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

[sextpert-deactivated2014011-blog]

amazing

[skygenders]

Why five page essay? What about 0 page essay

[heavyflirtysoul]

(-5) page essay. You write to me Proffesor. I’m in control now.

[moeszyslakofficial-deactivated2]

i’m like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason

[syntax-forest]

I also think of myself as evil but am at best a minor inconvenience.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

[cynopansy]

They do actually!

[mauve-moth]

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.