OBLIVION.

REALIST..but cries over fictional characters. Tough & tender rolled into one.

[getterbeam]

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

[pulpfanfiction]

[axalotl]

do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are

[ulibeanzz]

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

[velvet-mitch]

[battery-operated-toy]

‘When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.’. Angelina Jolie

[promiscuous-petal]

quirky/girly

[198ft]

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

[our-kpopreact]

Wifi: connected

Me:

[m4rzmerde]

[kushandwizdom]

[fuckyeahsterekfeels]

[sick-intentions]

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

[tiffanytwistedittentimes]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[quinzel-isley]

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

[mybeltruns]

grandpa got game

[roguesmedley]

My future child: Uh… uh…

Me: She’s about to say her first words!

My future child: Underneath these stairs, I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt,

Me: Oh my god

[nrmndr]

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[earthtogazelle]

Concept: it is the year 2018 and you are no longer depressed. Your skin is clear and you are full of life and love. You’ve found your purpose on Earth.

[ariaclemente]

THE ONLY CONCEPT THAT MATTERS

[thequotejournals]

I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say ‘come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.

Azra.T “My Heart is Full of Open Windows” (via thelovejournals)