give me the strength

[wtchysvto]

THE ORIGINAL SIN

[dumbdoegirl]

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[tigerrespecter]

it's like the saying goes if you're always as obnoxious as possible about the fact that you can read a modicum of sütterlin good things will keep happening to you yuppp that's a really common saying everyone says this

[activityenjoyer]

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

[wizardoftheloops]

Dracula daily thoughts of the day:

- Jack's brain functions like a microwave. It dings when a thought is complete

- He only managed to complete the thought after a) the attendant telling it to him directly and b) reading his patient's private diary. what an achievement

- My homicidal maniac <3

- No Jack no. bad

- autism

- and no Jack don't cut your own brain open for the sake of science

- Jack is a good friend but a bad doctor today? He's sad but he can't blame anyone for it which is very real but also he has bad coping mechanisms (medical malpractice)

Final Thoughts: I have a strong desire to talk about him like he talks about Renfield. MY sad slightly mad scientist

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[chucklepea-hotpot]

"i asked ai" well i listened to coldmirror's podcasts and now i have a vast range of trivia that i wouldn't have come across otherwise

[persianmom]

phone in bed show me what I need to see

[swanfloatieknight]

Der langjährige Deutsche-Bahn-Fahrer rechnet nicht nur mit Verspätungen und Zugausfällen, sondern er nutzt sie zu seinem Vorteil

[schecoperez]

does anyone want to get married just to get divorced. soooooooo chic

[birdplushie]

suicidality is the best trait you can give to a character

[racingdisorder]

i need to have a lesbian love affair that ruins me forever this summer. or next summer. or any summer i’m open to options and constructive criticism.

[lonely-space-ace]

long distance friendships are terrible what do you mean I can’t hug you or sit with you or lay on your floor when I’m bored what dO YOU MEAN

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[tall]