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respectfulmemes

Lady Macbeth: the quickest way to a gentlemen's heart is through the fourth and fifth rib

#matty

northgang

WA state AG responds to Donald Trump [x]

meanplastic

accras

“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

startrekrenegades

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

gardnerhill

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

sangrexderramada

Me as a father

black-to-the-bones-deactivated2

this is so pure

valerie1972

Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.

Everything about this video makes me happy.

thursday

is it just me or does new year’s eve feel weird this year

weloveshortvideos

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

regularlesbian

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

kirbyfanneox

blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919

I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

setheverman

2017 has just started…….. it’s alright so far………… i am suspicious

trapcard

anyways we’ve been brainwashed into thinking aliens are gonna be violent because main stream sci fi is written by whites who project their own weird ass fantasies of European colonization into these stories about aliens where the aliens are the colonizers. I know aliens are gonna treat us right except the whites cuz I’m still snitchin on y'all to them