organized mess

my names lynn i like to post abt my ocs 💕 (mainly splatoon and pokemon gijinka ones)

[pocoyitos]

THIS HAPPENED. ITS REAL.

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

please tag your most obscure blorbo

[larval-tear]

a delicate elven prince has been thrown in irons and put to work in the dwarven mine

[larval-tear]

he has been accepted as one of their own and is currently enjoying boys’ night at Garulf Rockenstone’s Sports Bar and Grille

[larval-tear]

the dwarves have noticed his developing muscles and are now congratulating him and tussling his hair. good for him!

[larval-tear]

the dwarves have also begun to notice his freckled face and shoulders, the way his dirty blonde hair falls around his slender neck just so, his small perky breasts beneath his work tunic, complemented ever so elegantly by his slightly toned body… nay, it would be uncouth to say more

[goats-ablaze]

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[homeboygirl]

theres something abt those cunty 90s anime men thats so alluring i think it was all the estrogen they were putting in the water

[homeboygirl]

how i look with he/him in my bio

[89wfox]

A redesigning for Big man in Splatoon 3. Not that he needs it, I was just wanted to try it.✨

[89wfox]

My redesign of Big man in Splatoon 3. I really like how theses came out✨

[lolita-wardrobe]

Yupbro 【-Evil Deed-】 Gothic Lolita Dress Set

◆ Shopping Link >>> https://lolitawardrobe.com/yupbro-evil-deed-gothic-lolita-dress-set_p6873.html ◆ If you order this dress set before September 25th, it can arrive in time for Halloween!!!

[plastidecor]

Visit Original Link

my favorite midi sound in the world

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

[gooberscollage]

Some Wonderful Ditto’s from Magical Pokémon journey by Yumi Tsukirino

[lolita-wardrobe]

【-Dreamland Rose-】 Vintage Classic Lolita Jumper Dress Set

◆ Shopping Link >>> https://lolitawardrobe.com/dreamland-rose-vintage-classic-lolita-jumper-dress-set_p7929.html

[nessiefynn]

chum salmonid

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tricktster]

around when I first started dating my boyfriend i bought myself this novelty blanket that looks like a photorealistic tortilla because I am SUCH A SUCKER for novelty shit. when he saw it in person for the first time his eyes lit up, which should have been a warning sign for the indignities to come.

so he’s a first responder and his day shifts start obnoxiously early as far as I, a pampered corporate asshole, am concerned. almost invariably when he’s at my place there will be an alarm at an hour that is downright unconscionable that will make him wake up and roll out of bed to get ready and will simultaneously make me burrow under the pillows grumbling about how surely nobody actually NEEDS their lives saved this early in the morning, after which I will promptly attempt to go back to sleep

he is a clever man and he knows this is when i am most vulnerable to attack.

every single time we do this dance, he quietly dresses, packs up, goes about getting ready to leave, and then when i have juuuust fallen back asleep, he returns with the tortilla blanket. He finds it no matter where I have hidden it.

He then creeps silently up to my side of the bed and uses his superior speed, strength, and reflexes to wrap me up in it incredibly tightly while i am still dazed and sputtering, so that i cannot move my legs or arms and am reduced to humiliating halfhearted magikarp flops that do not deter him from at least attempting to kiss my forehead.

then he goes to my bedroom door, opens it, then pauses, turns around, looks at me, the soft human filling of the facsimile of an enormous burrito he has just constructed, and says in his best romantic lead voice “I’ll see you soon, beans.”

you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

fucka you

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

basard

[spritzeedaily]