If wishes were fishes we'd all have enough to eat

Mage. She/her. Adult. Freaks please interact.

[obsessive-ego]

Reminder this is an 18plus blog

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[liarsblade]

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

[rslashrats]

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[thoughtcascades]

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[thelittlemermage]

Did you know people actually look at the For You page and recommended blogs/communities??

[jaz-it-up]

getting into pinky and the brain in 2026 is like that star trek post asking if anyone else saw the chemistry btwn kirk and spock. i feel like i'm the last person to find out these mice are gay

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[xalodaxa]

Dump of stuff b&w edition

[ohbo-ohno]

bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said

[fandom-man]

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[6balls]

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."