clavicular = the protagonist of our tale. a frail man desperately clinging to the semblance of virile strength given to him by his looks but understood by most and even by his loyal followers to be a pathetic and clownish figure
almost caught a career-ending cortisol spike = almost had an anxiety attack that could've ruined his career and reputation as a streamer
after a larpmaxxed stacy = after a woman just as desperately pretending to be gorgeous and confident
tried jesterfying him on stream = attempted to make him into an object of ridicule in front of his live audience as he streamed
by calling him a good boy = by calling him a good boy (this is supposed to be sexually emasculating)
while he was mid-mog = while he was in the middle of winning a contest of unbothered masculinity
between 2 low-tier normies = between himself and two other young men less concerned with projecting an ill-conceived ideal of virility
at ASU = at arizona state university in fair tempe where we lay our scene
