This Is How We Talk Now

Celebrating the wit and wisdom of the comments section.

[tihwtn]

Actually, I know “the Arcade Fire”… but “the Cream???” “the Dire Straits”… maybe… but I think you are “THE douche

sackajapeanuts. All I know is that I know nothing. And that I hate you.

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Air shows, monster trucks rallies, Darwinism … what more needs to be said.

alchemy is right. Shut down the internet. It’s over.

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yes i have reason to fear, not right to hurt. this world isn't fast and furious where u have right to swipe people from ur way. sorry.

BbrokenAngel95, genuinely sorry.

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HOEMANY WHO YOU CARRY YOUR GUN WHILE YOU RIDE CONGRATS I HOPE YOU FALL ON YOUR FACE AND CRASH AND BURN AND THEN YOUR OWN GUN GOES OFF AND SHOOTS YOU IN THE FACE YOU PUNK ASS BITCH

tekmin. Faces were harmed in the writing of this comment.

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@hcv survivor Humanity takes different spins!... Humanity is about just living, it has nothing to do what can, what should, or how one can improve life. It is just living... with diseaseand death..... simple formula, but we in research wants to increase the simple formula...... my word; what has the world come to....profitability for profit then natural life journey. Compassion and kindness is my main thoughts. NOT money for increasing profit of dollars towards innovation on the backs of common hman beings of every day person.

whywhathow asks the big questions in the username so they can jump straight to the big answers come comment time.

[tihwtn]

Yeah, this is the zone. All elements of the stuff I like is in this. No doubt I will repeat until never never comes.

harishaanti makes history with the world’s first six-star review.

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People are either clueless, or just don't give a shit... and all those cute kid videos on youtube - insanity!!

hidinview went on the internet and lost their shit over cute kid videos. Tale as old as time…

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Your a girl... just to let you know you have great taste in music... and thanks for the video... :)

wiisnip goorob starts off with a strong line, but can’t close the deal.

[tihwtn]

Speed of Magic - A fantasy 4-D journey following the adventures of a boy that plays a game who has to beat a fly named Nello, named after the last portion of the Ferrari car, Maranello but loses and his dad calls him so he would ride the Ferrari but when putting on his shoes, Nello from the video game steals the Ferrari keys from his dad while tying his shoes and chases it as he travels through a kaleidoscope of natural and phenomenal environments, where no Ferrari has gone before

Wikipedia has been demonstrated to be more accurate than traditional encyclopaedias and as well as the journal Science. You should see Science’s article on “Speed of Magic”. IT'S A JOKE.

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She need to grow up drugs are bad the people that say no to judger her you must be doing drugs or you are a hipe

zoenerison procedes from premise to conclusion in a triumph of sober realism.

[tihwtn]

Jian has the most relaxing voice ever. It's like verbal jazz…

Ba-doo-ba-da-bap!-bap! Ba-da-da-da-deee! Everyone Relax

[tihwtn]

what's up with Louis back. He became a filthy mouth hunch back. I love CK, don't get me wrong. But, it's as if he is missing his spine bone and all that weight crashed just above his butt hole crack. Oh God........ let me pray so that he can someday fix that. Dear God.......... look at Louis back. I mean...... well I should be praying now God. Dear God, help Louis get better posture. Either that or help him to get that hot Canadian Pamela Anderson spread eagle. He deserves that. Send

We should all be praying now..... God, help ExclusiveLM stop commenting on YouTube while driving but at least he do it hands free. Either that or help him become a chiropractor spread eagle. He deserves that. Send

[tihwtn]

They finally found a roll that is perfect for that fucking douche Matt Damon. He most likely required no rehearsal as he knew all the moves first hand. What a dick ... Or I should say, dickless.

Jack_Reacher. (It's a jelly roll.)

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Hey this movie may be crap (i haven't seen it yet) but at least it's not some bullshit crap movie with guns, explosions and patriotic propaganda. Or another fucking super hero movie. It boggles my mind why so many fucking ADULTS watch that crap which is just comic book shit written for pre-teen boys. Grow the fuck up. The last Batman movie suuuuuuuuuucked giant donkey cocks. I couldn't watch three minutes of it without poking myself in the eyes with a fork.

jzenman23's most recent short story collection, Dear Life, is published by McLelland and Stewart under the name "Alice Munro".

[tihwtn]

WTF IS WRONG WITH U?? FUCK EMINEM?!?!? DO YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF TIME OR SPACE???!!

therangeko, sex physicist.

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Obama and his political appointees are taking "liar, liar, pants on fire," to an entirely different level.

Isird. Gaggles of liars, 3-piece suits aflame.

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Geeeeey homo fag how bout you review vitaly tv video now he has good taste taste

nasty nate