Tik Tak Clack

Strong legs, powerful kicks.

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[gmvofficial]

my moots and I 💖💖💖

[izzetheking]

do woman doctor nurses listen to there husbands penises and balls with there thermomter thing

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[mrsterlingeverything]

12 notes is viral

[albertnatural]

*in the bathroom in front of the mirror with the lights off* Sufjan Stevens Sufjan Stevens Sufjan Stevens

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[socialpants]

There's an awful trend in reading that's this CinemaSins kind of rejection of abstract concepts and suspension of disbelief, that makes people say it's bad writing when authors use descriptions that aren't immediately one to one with physical reality.

Like it's bad when a "tattoo is undulating" (as opposed to... "drawn in a wave like pattern on the skin"?), or when hair is "wet wheat from a late Summer field" (as opposed to "sort of brownish light yellow that dries lighter, but is not actual wheat stalks growing on someone's head but kind of reminiscent of the color and texture"?), or when when ice cream tastes like midnight at the fair" (as opposed to "ice cream flavour bringing back memories of undefined ice cream flavours that are individually popular but always tied to a memory of late evening at the fair ground and probably smelling vaguely like popcorn and sugar"?).

Please. We have to get back to understanding abstract descriptions that evoke feelings and memories and mental images or things we haven't experienced yet. This hyper utilitarian way of reading and judging text is killing fiction. it's robbing you of experiencing things you haven't actually personally experienced.

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[delmondo]

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

[giritina]

Awesome cartoon otaku tweet

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[camocat]

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water