dear sirs, there are Lads in the river

late 20s, professional [redacted], amateur wanderer

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[transgenderer]

There should be a napoleon in every generation. Like the dalai lama. French revolutionary monks searching the countryside with a group of artillerymen which each candidate child must attempt to command

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[necromancelena]

I like that she looks anxious and on edge

[necromancelena]

she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"

[necromancelena]

hey spit that out! drop it! hey!

[parkchanwoohoo]

This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too

[finalgirlguy]

[haridraws]

The Left Hand of Darkness

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of hope

[poligon-sticker]

mole cricket

[imsupposedtobestudying-whoops]

⚔️ One Year Hence! 🌲

[toskarin]

me: and then you warm the glass a little with your hand so it doesn't foam too much

my alien: just like the ufo

me: [tensely] not everything is like the ufo

[hearthandmadeart]

alice in wonderland art dolls by MedullaTextiles

[artbyblastweave]

And in science news, The Commission for a More Sadistic Ecosystem announced today that they've developed a two-ton obligate carnivore with broad, grinding teeth

[ijaazat]

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can