[tilfckinglilybrain]

What perfume do you use?

Hmm.. I'll take any one I like, I'm not interested in some kind of brands, so- each new bottle with a new scent.

I really like flower smell, it's soooo sweet!

[shitbl0gger]

[wotg-is-life]

[demonsascent-deactivated2025032]

Pretty sure if I got hugged for more than 5 seconds I would break down crying

[knightedangel-deactivated202412]

Is somebody gonna match my freak (hopeless undying romantic)

[polish-lolita]

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

@hammerlady Hey, wanna come over today? I have some cool stuff to show you

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Cool stuff?? Okay, I'm intrigued.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

It’s really cool. I got it from Scott Tibbs himself! He picked me up from jail!

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Oh wait- SCOTT TIBBS picked YOU from JAIL??

... Daniel, darling, like what the actual fuck.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah he picked me up! He drove me home and everything! It was so cool! Wait- darling? When do you call me that huh?

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Okay, I'm.. Shocked.. Another question: what you were doing in JAIL.

And... I call you that since now... Um. Neeevermind, you don’t heard it.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Well it wasn’t really jail. I was in holding. Some old dude caught me stealing my smallest fucking item and then I got caught for theft. I was pissed

Uh- you don’t have to never mind it…it’s kinda nice. I just didn’t expect it

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Ooookay, gotcha. Just be careful w that next time.

Really?? I've got like a list of nicknames, that's my fav thing.. So be ready.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

It was such bullshit. I had a bunch of cool shit in my pockets and I was gonna steal a king sized candy bar for you and this bitch of an old man just saw me pocket it and didn’t even wait til I left to tell the security. It was so fucking annoying

And yeah really. You can call me whatever…is there anything you want me to call you??

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Oh, you steal sm for me? What a romantic boy you are.☺️ That man is just don’t understand anything at all, yknow.

Call me whatever ya want, sweetheart. Or darling. I can't choose.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah- I didn’t know what you’d want though. I was just gonna get you a huge KitKat. But you really think it’s romantic? Oh I’m so gonna end up in jail for you

Alright, I call you whatever…I’m not good with pet names but I’ll try for you

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Awhhh, stolen KitKat from Daniel Matthews! Isn't that sweet? And if you really do, pretty boy, then I'll get you out of jail every time. Nice date, whatcha think?

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

I think I’m fucking in love with you. Holy shit you’re amazing. And yeah, definitely a nice date

[tilfckinglilybrain]

.. Oh dear.

You think? Then I KNOW that i'm in love with you, Daniel. Look, for the first time in my life i'm acting like a little girl with her boy crush, that's insane. . What are you doing to me, huh?

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Woah. I am totally in love with you. Like, I’m totally whipped for you. Come over? Please?

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Okay-okay, I will. Just wait, okay? It is still inconvenient to walk on these things..

(just pretend there cool rp thingy and Til just spawns here at Daniel's freaking door after 20-30 minutes cuz I don’t want to write much 😘)

— Heeey. - Knock-knock! - That's meee, come for the stolen KitKat! And "cool stuff" too!

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel comes running downstairs. He’s in pajamas still. Well- a t-shirt and skull pajama pants. He smirks and opens the door

Hey! Come in.

He kisses her cheek

You’re really pretty

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Awh come on, i'm in the same clothes I was last time, but thank you anyway, dear.

She kissed him back gently. Actually, there was a difference from the previous look and it's Set It Off shirt that Daniel gave her.

— Sooo.. What cool stuff you were talking about? Don’t get me wrong, kisses is a really cool thing, but maaayybe there's something more? - Til chuckled.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah but that does matter. You’re still really pretty. Oh- and I like your shirt

He smiles and gently starts to play with the ends of her hair

Oh! Scott gave me some cool merch when he picked me up! Sit on the couch I’ll be right back!

He runs upstairs and comes back down with a hand full of stuff

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Wow.. - She carefully picked up a couple of things, looking with interest at them. - Man, ur lucky! Get in trouble and ur idol is just "saving" you from it, that's literally insane..

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel smiles trying not to show how excited he was to have this stuff

Right!? It was so cool! People really thought I was gonna learn something important from this are really stupid. I only learned that I could cheat the system and get better shit

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Yeah, right.. - Sigh. - Uhh.. Daniel. Be careful about stealing, okay? Don't get me wrong, this is not a lecture and I'm not trying to judge you, just... Be careful, that's all. - Girl smiled, lightly patting him on the shoulder. - Who knows, maybe next time Lady Gaga will save you from jail? If this happens, ask her for an autograph for Tillia. I'll be very grateful.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Oh yeah- totally. I’m mostly careful. Even if I’m not the department my dad works at is corrupt so it’s not like I’d get in much trouble anyway.

Daniel should be much more concerned than he sounds, but honestly since his dad’s a cop nothing really happens to him… he laughs and bumps their shoulders together

If lady Gaga picks me up from jail I’ll ask her to drive me to your place instead

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Oh really? It would be nice, actually. Lady Gaga at my place, can you imagine??

Til chuckled, she placed her hands on his shoulders, stroking them lightly, and then kissed him.

—.. But honestly, now I'd be glad to see you at my place more than her..

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah I could totally imagine. It’d be great, especially cause I’d be getting bailed out by her

Daniel huffs a small laugh and kisses back

You’d be glad to see me more than Gaga? Damn, thanks. When I inevitably end up in jail I’ll totally look forward to your visits

He teases with that last part, smiling stupidly

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— That's how you see us? The girl without legs and a thief! Sweet. - Smiling even more stupidly, Tillia gives him a slight snap. - I don’t see you as a thief tho. Maybe as a— Oh, what about famous and pretty leader of your own band? Like, the singer. Or guitarist. - She sighed dreamily.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel doesn’t stop smiling and huffs a laugh

Sweet? You think? A band sounds nice, but I don’t know enough people for a band. If I had one would you rather be in it or like- a super hot groupie

He teases and nudges her shoulder again

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Hmmm, how do you see me? Super hot groupie or super hot.. Ummm... - She thought a little. -.. Vocalist.. Or drummer.. - Til smiled even wider, cause she never touched drums in her life, just like she didn't touched a microphone. - And you totally have a strange taste if you think I'm super hot.. What a thoughts, young man!

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

You ever play an instrument before? If not I can totally see you as a groupie.

He playfully fakes hurt

Strange taste?? Wowwww…. Seriously tho it’s not strange taste. You are super hot

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Oh come on, stop embarrassing me! I'm gonna die from it soon.. - Dramatically fell back on the pillow. - See? Already dying!

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel looks down fondly and starts laughing

Embarrassing you? How am I embarrassing you? Oh- sorry wait

Daniel puts on a stupid sarcastic voice

Ohhh noooo don’t diee

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Nooo... I'm already dead!!! - She closed her eyes, sticking out her tongue. - Bleeh...

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Nooo! You can’t be dead! Nobody would believe me when I say I had a super hot girlfriend!!

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Til didn't manage to lie down like this for long, so she turned over embarrassedly, burying her face in the blanket, chuckled.

— Awh, what are you doing to me! I died, then rose up from the dead, and that's all because of you. That's what pretty boys do nowadays?

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

@hammerlady Hey, wanna come over today? I have some cool stuff to show you

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Cool stuff?? Okay, I'm intrigued.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

It’s really cool. I got it from Scott Tibbs himself! He picked me up from jail!

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Oh wait- SCOTT TIBBS picked YOU from JAIL??

... Daniel, darling, like what the actual fuck.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah he picked me up! He drove me home and everything! It was so cool! Wait- darling? When do you call me that huh?

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Okay, I'm.. Shocked.. Another question: what you were doing in JAIL.

And... I call you that since now... Um. Neeevermind, you don’t heard it.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Well it wasn’t really jail. I was in holding. Some old dude caught me stealing my smallest fucking item and then I got caught for theft. I was pissed

Uh- you don’t have to never mind it…it’s kinda nice. I just didn’t expect it

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Ooookay, gotcha. Just be careful w that next time.

Really?? I've got like a list of nicknames, that's my fav thing.. So be ready.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

It was such bullshit. I had a bunch of cool shit in my pockets and I was gonna steal a king sized candy bar for you and this bitch of an old man just saw me pocket it and didn’t even wait til I left to tell the security. It was so fucking annoying

And yeah really. You can call me whatever…is there anything you want me to call you??

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Oh, you steal sm for me? What a romantic boy you are.☺️ That man is just don’t understand anything at all, yknow.

Call me whatever ya want, sweetheart. Or darling. I can't choose.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah- I didn’t know what you’d want though. I was just gonna get you a huge KitKat. But you really think it’s romantic? Oh I’m so gonna end up in jail for you

Alright, I call you whatever…I’m not good with pet names but I’ll try for you

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Awhhh, stolen KitKat from Daniel Matthews! Isn't that sweet? And if you really do, pretty boy, then I'll get you out of jail every time. Nice date, whatcha think?

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

I think I’m fucking in love with you. Holy shit you’re amazing. And yeah, definitely a nice date

[tilfckinglilybrain]

.. Oh dear.

You think? Then I KNOW that i'm in love with you, Daniel. Look, for the first time in my life i'm acting like a little girl with her boy crush, that's insane. . What are you doing to me, huh?

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Woah. I am totally in love with you. Like, I’m totally whipped for you. Come over? Please?

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Okay-okay, I will. Just wait, okay? It is still inconvenient to walk on these things..

(just pretend there cool rp thingy and Til just spawns here at Daniel's freaking door after 20-30 minutes cuz I don’t want to write much 😘)

— Heeey. - Knock-knock! - That's meee, come for the stolen KitKat! And "cool stuff" too!

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel comes running downstairs. He’s in pajamas still. Well- a t-shirt and skull pajama pants. He smirks and opens the door

Hey! Come in.

He kisses her cheek

You’re really pretty

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Awh come on, i'm in the same clothes I was last time, but thank you anyway, dear.

She kissed him back gently. Actually, there was a difference from the previous look and it's Set It Off shirt that Daniel gave her.

— Sooo.. What cool stuff you were talking about? Don’t get me wrong, kisses is a really cool thing, but maaayybe there's something more? - Til chuckled.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah but that does matter. You’re still really pretty. Oh- and I like your shirt

He smiles and gently starts to play with the ends of her hair

Oh! Scott gave me some cool merch when he picked me up! Sit on the couch I’ll be right back!

He runs upstairs and comes back down with a hand full of stuff

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Wow.. - She carefully picked up a couple of things, looking with interest at them. - Man, ur lucky! Get in trouble and ur idol is just "saving" you from it, that's literally insane..

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel smiles trying not to show how excited he was to have this stuff

Right!? It was so cool! People really thought I was gonna learn something important from this are really stupid. I only learned that I could cheat the system and get better shit

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Yeah, right.. - Sigh. - Uhh.. Daniel. Be careful about stealing, okay? Don't get me wrong, this is not a lecture and I'm not trying to judge you, just... Be careful, that's all. - Girl smiled, lightly patting him on the shoulder. - Who knows, maybe next time Lady Gaga will save you from jail? If this happens, ask her for an autograph for Tillia. I'll be very grateful.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Oh yeah- totally. I’m mostly careful. Even if I’m not the department my dad works at is corrupt so it’s not like I’d get in much trouble anyway.

Daniel should be much more concerned than he sounds, but honestly since his dad’s a cop nothing really happens to him… he laughs and bumps their shoulders together

If lady Gaga picks me up from jail I’ll ask her to drive me to your place instead

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Oh really? It would be nice, actually. Lady Gaga at my place, can you imagine??

Til chuckled, she placed her hands on his shoulders, stroking them lightly, and then kissed him.

—.. But honestly, now I'd be glad to see you at my place more than her..

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah I could totally imagine. It’d be great, especially cause I’d be getting bailed out by her

Daniel huffs a small laugh and kisses back

You’d be glad to see me more than Gaga? Damn, thanks. When I inevitably end up in jail I’ll totally look forward to your visits

He teases with that last part, smiling stupidly

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— That's how you see us? The girl without legs and a thief! Sweet. - Smiling even more stupidly, Tillia gives him a slight snap. - I don’t see you as a thief tho. Maybe as a— Oh, what about famous and pretty leader of your own band? Like, the singer. Or guitarist. - She sighed dreamily.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel doesn’t stop smiling and huffs a laugh

Sweet? You think? A band sounds nice, but I don’t know enough people for a band. If I had one would you rather be in it or like- a super hot groupie

He teases and nudges her shoulder again

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Hmmm, how do you see me? Super hot groupie or super hot.. Ummm... - She thought a little. -.. Vocalist.. Or drummer.. - Til smiled even wider, cause she never touched drums in her life, just like she didn't touched a microphone. - And you totally have a strange taste if you think I'm super hot.. What a thoughts, young man!

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

You ever play an instrument before? If not I can totally see you as a groupie.

He playfully fakes hurt

Strange taste?? Wowwww…. Seriously tho it’s not strange taste. You are super hot

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Oh come on, stop embarrassing me! I'm gonna die from it soon.. - Dramatically fell back on the pillow. - See? Already dying!

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel looks down fondly and starts laughing

Embarrassing you? How am I embarrassing you? Oh- sorry wait

Daniel puts on a stupid sarcastic voice

Ohhh noooo don’t diee

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Nooo... I'm already dead!!! - She closed her eyes, sticking out her tongue. - Bleeh...

[spinalfluiddarling]

it is what it is. and I don't know what it is

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

@hammerlady Hey, wanna come over today? I have some cool stuff to show you

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Cool stuff?? Okay, I'm intrigued.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

It’s really cool. I got it from Scott Tibbs himself! He picked me up from jail!

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Oh wait- SCOTT TIBBS picked YOU from JAIL??

... Daniel, darling, like what the actual fuck.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah he picked me up! He drove me home and everything! It was so cool! Wait- darling? When do you call me that huh?

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Okay, I'm.. Shocked.. Another question: what you were doing in JAIL.

And... I call you that since now... Um. Neeevermind, you don’t heard it.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Well it wasn’t really jail. I was in holding. Some old dude caught me stealing my smallest fucking item and then I got caught for theft. I was pissed

Uh- you don’t have to never mind it…it’s kinda nice. I just didn’t expect it

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Ooookay, gotcha. Just be careful w that next time.

Really?? I've got like a list of nicknames, that's my fav thing.. So be ready.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

It was such bullshit. I had a bunch of cool shit in my pockets and I was gonna steal a king sized candy bar for you and this bitch of an old man just saw me pocket it and didn’t even wait til I left to tell the security. It was so fucking annoying

And yeah really. You can call me whatever…is there anything you want me to call you??

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Oh, you steal sm for me? What a romantic boy you are.☺️ That man is just don’t understand anything at all, yknow.

Call me whatever ya want, sweetheart. Or darling. I can't choose.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah- I didn’t know what you’d want though. I was just gonna get you a huge KitKat. But you really think it’s romantic? Oh I’m so gonna end up in jail for you

Alright, I call you whatever…I’m not good with pet names but I’ll try for you

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Awhhh, stolen KitKat from Daniel Matthews! Isn't that sweet? And if you really do, pretty boy, then I'll get you out of jail every time. Nice date, whatcha think?

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

I think I’m fucking in love with you. Holy shit you’re amazing. And yeah, definitely a nice date

[tilfckinglilybrain]

.. Oh dear.

You think? Then I KNOW that i'm in love with you, Daniel. Look, for the first time in my life i'm acting like a little girl with her boy crush, that's insane. . What are you doing to me, huh?

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Woah. I am totally in love with you. Like, I’m totally whipped for you. Come over? Please?

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Okay-okay, I will. Just wait, okay? It is still inconvenient to walk on these things..

(just pretend there cool rp thingy and Til just spawns here at Daniel's freaking door after 20-30 minutes cuz I don’t want to write much 😘)

— Heeey. - Knock-knock! - That's meee, come for the stolen KitKat! And "cool stuff" too!

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel comes running downstairs. He’s in pajamas still. Well- a t-shirt and skull pajama pants. He smirks and opens the door

Hey! Come in.

He kisses her cheek

You’re really pretty

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Awh come on, i'm in the same clothes I was last time, but thank you anyway, dear.

She kissed him back gently. Actually, there was a difference from the previous look and it's Set It Off shirt that Daniel gave her.

— Sooo.. What cool stuff you were talking about? Don’t get me wrong, kisses is a really cool thing, but maaayybe there's something more? - Til chuckled.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah but that does matter. You’re still really pretty. Oh- and I like your shirt

He smiles and gently starts to play with the ends of her hair

Oh! Scott gave me some cool merch when he picked me up! Sit on the couch I’ll be right back!

He runs upstairs and comes back down with a hand full of stuff

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Wow.. - She carefully picked up a couple of things, looking with interest at them. - Man, ur lucky! Get in trouble and ur idol is just "saving" you from it, that's literally insane..

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel smiles trying not to show how excited he was to have this stuff

Right!? It was so cool! People really thought I was gonna learn something important from this are really stupid. I only learned that I could cheat the system and get better shit

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Yeah, right.. - Sigh. - Uhh.. Daniel. Be careful about stealing, okay? Don't get me wrong, this is not a lecture and I'm not trying to judge you, just... Be careful, that's all. - Girl smiled, lightly patting him on the shoulder. - Who knows, maybe next time Lady Gaga will save you from jail? If this happens, ask her for an autograph for Tillia. I'll be very grateful.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Oh yeah- totally. I’m mostly careful. Even if I’m not the department my dad works at is corrupt so it’s not like I’d get in much trouble anyway.

Daniel should be much more concerned than he sounds, but honestly since his dad’s a cop nothing really happens to him… he laughs and bumps their shoulders together

If lady Gaga picks me up from jail I’ll ask her to drive me to your place instead

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Oh really? It would be nice, actually. Lady Gaga at my place, can you imagine??

Til chuckled, she placed her hands on his shoulders, stroking them lightly, and then kissed him.

—.. But honestly, now I'd be glad to see you at my place more than her..

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah I could totally imagine. It’d be great, especially cause I’d be getting bailed out by her

Daniel huffs a small laugh and kisses back

You’d be glad to see me more than Gaga? Damn, thanks. When I inevitably end up in jail I’ll totally look forward to your visits

He teases with that last part, smiling stupidly

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— That's how you see us? The girl without legs and a thief! Sweet. - Smiling even more stupidly, Tillia gives him a slight snap. - I don’t see you as a thief tho. Maybe as a— Oh, what about famous and pretty leader of your own band? Like, the singer. Or guitarist. - She sighed dreamily.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel doesn’t stop smiling and huffs a laugh

Sweet? You think? A band sounds nice, but I don’t know enough people for a band. If I had one would you rather be in it or like- a super hot groupie

He teases and nudges her shoulder again

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Hmmm, how do you see me? Super hot groupie or super hot.. Ummm... - She thought a little. -.. Vocalist.. Or drummer.. - Til smiled even wider, cause she never touched drums in her life, just like she didn't touched a microphone. - And you totally have a strange taste if you think I'm super hot.. What a thoughts, young man!

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

You ever play an instrument before? If not I can totally see you as a groupie.

He playfully fakes hurt

Strange taste?? Wowwww…. Seriously tho it’s not strange taste. You are super hot

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Oh come on, stop embarrassing me! I'm gonna die from it soon.. - Dramatically fell back on the pillow. - See? Already dying!

[maryland-officially]

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[thememedaddy]

[theb0nesofmymind]

How to catch me

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

@hammerlady Hey, wanna come over today? I have some cool stuff to show you

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Cool stuff?? Okay, I'm intrigued.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

It’s really cool. I got it from Scott Tibbs himself! He picked me up from jail!

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Oh wait- SCOTT TIBBS picked YOU from JAIL??

... Daniel, darling, like what the actual fuck.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah he picked me up! He drove me home and everything! It was so cool! Wait- darling? When do you call me that huh?

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Okay, I'm.. Shocked.. Another question: what you were doing in JAIL.

And... I call you that since now... Um. Neeevermind, you don’t heard it.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Well it wasn’t really jail. I was in holding. Some old dude caught me stealing my smallest fucking item and then I got caught for theft. I was pissed

Uh- you don’t have to never mind it…it’s kinda nice. I just didn’t expect it

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Ooookay, gotcha. Just be careful w that next time.

Really?? I've got like a list of nicknames, that's my fav thing.. So be ready.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

It was such bullshit. I had a bunch of cool shit in my pockets and I was gonna steal a king sized candy bar for you and this bitch of an old man just saw me pocket it and didn’t even wait til I left to tell the security. It was so fucking annoying

And yeah really. You can call me whatever…is there anything you want me to call you??

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Oh, you steal sm for me? What a romantic boy you are.☺️ That man is just don’t understand anything at all, yknow.

Call me whatever ya want, sweetheart. Or darling. I can't choose.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah- I didn’t know what you’d want though. I was just gonna get you a huge KitKat. But you really think it’s romantic? Oh I’m so gonna end up in jail for you

Alright, I call you whatever…I’m not good with pet names but I’ll try for you

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Awhhh, stolen KitKat from Daniel Matthews! Isn't that sweet? And if you really do, pretty boy, then I'll get you out of jail every time. Nice date, whatcha think?

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

I think I’m fucking in love with you. Holy shit you’re amazing. And yeah, definitely a nice date

[tilfckinglilybrain]

.. Oh dear.

You think? Then I KNOW that i'm in love with you, Daniel. Look, for the first time in my life i'm acting like a little girl with her boy crush, that's insane. . What are you doing to me, huh?

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Woah. I am totally in love with you. Like, I’m totally whipped for you. Come over? Please?

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Okay-okay, I will. Just wait, okay? It is still inconvenient to walk on these things..

(just pretend there cool rp thingy and Til just spawns here at Daniel's freaking door after 20-30 minutes cuz I don’t want to write much 😘)

— Heeey. - Knock-knock! - That's meee, come for the stolen KitKat! And "cool stuff" too!

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel comes running downstairs. He’s in pajamas still. Well- a t-shirt and skull pajama pants. He smirks and opens the door

Hey! Come in.

He kisses her cheek

You’re really pretty

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Awh come on, i'm in the same clothes I was last time, but thank you anyway, dear.

She kissed him back gently. Actually, there was a difference from the previous look and it's Set It Off shirt that Daniel gave her.

— Sooo.. What cool stuff you were talking about? Don’t get me wrong, kisses is a really cool thing, but maaayybe there's something more? - Til chuckled.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah but that does matter. You’re still really pretty. Oh- and I like your shirt

He smiles and gently starts to play with the ends of her hair

Oh! Scott gave me some cool merch when he picked me up! Sit on the couch I’ll be right back!

He runs upstairs and comes back down with a hand full of stuff

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Wow.. - She carefully picked up a couple of things, looking with interest at them. - Man, ur lucky! Get in trouble and ur idol is just "saving" you from it, that's literally insane..

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel smiles trying not to show how excited he was to have this stuff

Right!? It was so cool! People really thought I was gonna learn something important from this are really stupid. I only learned that I could cheat the system and get better shit

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Yeah, right.. - Sigh. - Uhh.. Daniel. Be careful about stealing, okay? Don't get me wrong, this is not a lecture and I'm not trying to judge you, just... Be careful, that's all. - Girl smiled, lightly patting him on the shoulder. - Who knows, maybe next time Lady Gaga will save you from jail? If this happens, ask her for an autograph for Tillia. I'll be very grateful.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Oh yeah- totally. I’m mostly careful. Even if I’m not the department my dad works at is corrupt so it’s not like I’d get in much trouble anyway.

Daniel should be much more concerned than he sounds, but honestly since his dad’s a cop nothing really happens to him… he laughs and bumps their shoulders together

If lady Gaga picks me up from jail I’ll ask her to drive me to your place instead

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Oh really? It would be nice, actually. Lady Gaga at my place, can you imagine??

Til chuckled, she placed her hands on his shoulders, stroking them lightly, and then kissed him.

—.. But honestly, now I'd be glad to see you at my place more than her..

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah I could totally imagine. It’d be great, especially cause I’d be getting bailed out by her

Daniel huffs a small laugh and kisses back

You’d be glad to see me more than Gaga? Damn, thanks. When I inevitably end up in jail I’ll totally look forward to your visits

He teases with that last part, smiling stupidly

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— That's how you see us? The girl without legs and a thief! Sweet. - Smiling even more stupidly, Tillia gives him a slight snap. - I don’t see you as a thief tho. Maybe as a— Oh, what about famous and pretty leader of your own band? Like, the singer. Or guitarist. - She sighed dreamily.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel doesn’t stop smiling and huffs a laugh

Sweet? You think? A band sounds nice, but I don’t know enough people for a band. If I had one would you rather be in it or like- a super hot groupie

He teases and nudges her shoulder again

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Hmmm, how do you see me? Super hot groupie or super hot.. Ummm... - She thought a little. -.. Vocalist.. Or drummer.. - Til smiled even wider, cause she never touched drums in her life, just like she didn't touched a microphone. - And you totally have a strange taste if you think I'm super hot.. What a thoughts, young man!

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

@hammerlady Hey, wanna come over today? I have some cool stuff to show you

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Cool stuff?? Okay, I'm intrigued.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

It’s really cool. I got it from Scott Tibbs himself! He picked me up from jail!

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Oh wait- SCOTT TIBBS picked YOU from JAIL??

... Daniel, darling, like what the actual fuck.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah he picked me up! He drove me home and everything! It was so cool! Wait- darling? When do you call me that huh?

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Okay, I'm.. Shocked.. Another question: what you were doing in JAIL.

And... I call you that since now... Um. Neeevermind, you don’t heard it.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Well it wasn’t really jail. I was in holding. Some old dude caught me stealing my smallest fucking item and then I got caught for theft. I was pissed

Uh- you don’t have to never mind it…it’s kinda nice. I just didn’t expect it

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Ooookay, gotcha. Just be careful w that next time.

Really?? I've got like a list of nicknames, that's my fav thing.. So be ready.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

It was such bullshit. I had a bunch of cool shit in my pockets and I was gonna steal a king sized candy bar for you and this bitch of an old man just saw me pocket it and didn’t even wait til I left to tell the security. It was so fucking annoying

And yeah really. You can call me whatever…is there anything you want me to call you??

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Oh, you steal sm for me? What a romantic boy you are.☺️ That man is just don’t understand anything at all, yknow.

Call me whatever ya want, sweetheart. Or darling. I can't choose.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah- I didn’t know what you’d want though. I was just gonna get you a huge KitKat. But you really think it’s romantic? Oh I’m so gonna end up in jail for you

Alright, I call you whatever…I’m not good with pet names but I’ll try for you

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Awhhh, stolen KitKat from Daniel Matthews! Isn't that sweet? And if you really do, pretty boy, then I'll get you out of jail every time. Nice date, whatcha think?

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

I think I’m fucking in love with you. Holy shit you’re amazing. And yeah, definitely a nice date

[tilfckinglilybrain]

.. Oh dear.

You think? Then I KNOW that i'm in love with you, Daniel. Look, for the first time in my life i'm acting like a little girl with her boy crush, that's insane. . What are you doing to me, huh?

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Woah. I am totally in love with you. Like, I’m totally whipped for you. Come over? Please?

[tilfckinglilybrain]

Okay-okay, I will. Just wait, okay? It is still inconvenient to walk on these things..

(just pretend there cool rp thingy and Til just spawns here at Daniel's freaking door after 20-30 minutes cuz I don’t want to write much 😘)

— Heeey. - Knock-knock! - That's meee, come for the stolen KitKat! And "cool stuff" too!

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel comes running downstairs. He’s in pajamas still. Well- a t-shirt and skull pajama pants. He smirks and opens the door

Hey! Come in.

He kisses her cheek

You’re really pretty

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Awh come on, i'm in the same clothes I was last time, but thank you anyway, dear.

She kissed him back gently. Actually, there was a difference from the previous look and it's Set It Off shirt that Daniel gave her.

— Sooo.. What cool stuff you were talking about? Don’t get me wrong, kisses is a really cool thing, but maaayybe there's something more? - Til chuckled.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah but that does matter. You’re still really pretty. Oh- and I like your shirt

He smiles and gently starts to play with the ends of her hair

Oh! Scott gave me some cool merch when he picked me up! Sit on the couch I’ll be right back!

He runs upstairs and comes back down with a hand full of stuff

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Wow.. - She carefully picked up a couple of things, looking with interest at them. - Man, ur lucky! Get in trouble and ur idol is just "saving" you from it, that's literally insane..

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Daniel smiles trying not to show how excited he was to have this stuff

Right!? It was so cool! People really thought I was gonna learn something important from this are really stupid. I only learned that I could cheat the system and get better shit

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Yeah, right.. - Sigh. - Uhh.. Daniel. Be careful about stealing, okay? Don't get me wrong, this is not a lecture and I'm not trying to judge you, just... Be careful, that's all. - Girl smiled, lightly patting him on the shoulder. - Who knows, maybe next time Lady Gaga will save you from jail? If this happens, ask her for an autograph for Tillia. I'll be very grateful.

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Oh yeah- totally. I’m mostly careful. Even if I’m not the department my dad works at is corrupt so it’s not like I’d get in much trouble anyway.

Daniel should be much more concerned than he sounds, but honestly since his dad’s a cop nothing really happens to him… he laughs and bumps their shoulders together

If lady Gaga picks me up from jail I’ll ask her to drive me to your place instead

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— Oh really? It would be nice, actually. Lady Gaga at my place, can you imagine??

Til chuckled, she placed her hands on his shoulders, stroking them lightly, and then kissed him.

—.. But honestly, now I'd be glad to see you at my place more than her..

[pettytheftisntthatbad]

Yeah I could totally imagine. It’d be great, especially cause I’d be getting bailed out by her

Daniel huffs a small laugh and kisses back

You’d be glad to see me more than Gaga? Damn, thanks. When I inevitably end up in jail I’ll totally look forward to your visits

He teases with that last part, smiling stupidly

[tilfckinglilybrain]

— That's how you see us? The girl without legs and a thief! Sweet. - Smiling even more stupidly, Tillia gives him a slight snap. - I don’t see you as a thief tho. Maybe as a— Oh, what about famous and pretty leader of your own band? Like, the singer. Or guitarist. - She sighed dreamily.

[tilfckinglilybrain]

While I was taking a well-deserved rest on the bench, little boy came up to me and asked in a serious tone, “Are you a cyborg?”

Honestly, I even opened my mouth slightly, and couldn’t think of anything better than to answer him “Yes”. I hope he never finds out the truth..

[drops-of-universe]

this human shit hard i shoulda been a house cat