A Transformers/Buzzfeed Blog @till-all-are-wheeze - Tumblr Blog

I need more people, especially Black people, to get into Solari! I’m just thinking about how Lou Wilson made his character -Zedoven -super darkskin (almost black) because he’s from a solar system with two suns and he’s the coolest, richest man in every room!! LOU WILSON YOUR MIND!!

(Don’t correct me if I’m wrong about the 2 suns thing. I may have hallucinated that but the point stands!!!)

halcyon-autumn

Riz is so mad at Oisin that I swear he's manifesting Barry Syx from across dimensions

heyitsphoenixx

putting them back in panama for this

brionbroadway

jesterbots

anphivenas

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE'VE A BEAST TO SLAY

lighthousefoam

inthefallofasparrow

FOOLS !!! IT'S A TRAP !! THEY ARE FLANKING YOU, AND NOW YOU ARE SURROUNDED !!

OH, THE HUBRIS OF MAN !! TO BE SCUPPERED THUS BY HIS OWN OBSESSION !! AND WHO NOW IS LEFT TO INFORM THE WIDOWS WHAT FOLLY TOOK PLACE HERE?

not-quite-so-intrepid-hero

fabian is such a sweetie and he will not convince me otherwise. genuinely there’s no reason for him to make up with gertie bc the rest of them have enough good standing with her to work with her, he fully did that for kristen. the way he approached it too, wasn’t like “oh im gonna get her off my back so we can deal with the honey thing” no it was pure good soul lou wilson shining through fabian going “hey if there’s even a BUMP on this road to love for my friend because of me? i’m repaving the entire fucking street lets go”

nappesworld

bathtubbarrister

that’s some damn tea

greyhairedgeekgirl

If extending a right to all people reduces your rights in any way? That means that right has been dependent on the oppression of someone else.

It means you’ve been profiting from the subjugation of others in some way. Are you good with that?

smartest-of-them-all

Wow this tea is SCALDING

emilybeemartin

Dr. Ellie Sattler my beloved

ruby-red-inky-blue

hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do

yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello

xiewho

the dice are trying to tell a story and maybe the story is simply that gorgug fucking kicks ass, dude

hjarta-deactivated20260124

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

scienceoftheidiot

They existed *before beetles*

somethingaboutsomethingelse

spacedandelions

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

ignescent

https://xkcd.com/1259/

Bee Orchid

sepdet

This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.

modernvintage

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

the-bibrarian

ID: screenshot of the first paragraph from the American Forests article linked by @sepdet that reads “Warning: Reading this article may cause a whiplash-inducing paradigm shift. You will no longer view wild areas the same way. Your concepts of "pristine wilderness" and "the balance of nature" will be forever compromised. You may even start to see ghosts.” End ID