let's be alone together, baby.

Alex Hayden | 17 | he/him

[aishiteknight]

[sugagifs]

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[quousque]

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[awesometastical101]

[prblycrying-deactivated20260212]

this is awesome

[willibyers]

I wish ppl would react like this

[srgb]

[smorzando]

[romanticmusings]

Hold my hand and let’s go for a walk in the rain

[bwiseoks]

@ Namjoon, how

[tillltonightdouspart]

Dazai and Chuuya: *nonsensical bickering*

Atsushi: You two are like Tom and Jerry...

Chuuya: Huh?

Dazai: Pft! Atsushi-kun is so innocent!

Atsushi: U-uhm! Because you constantly try to kill each other but in the end, you do care... And both of you would be lonely without each other. You'll miss your little bantering and–! B-but that's just what I think!

Akutagawa: Jinko, that's stupid.

Chuuya, actually stopped to think: ... Who's Tom? Who's Jerry?

Atsushi: Chuuya-san is... Tom. Dazai-san is Jerry.

Dazai, snorting: For once, Chuuya is compared as someone taller than me!

Chuuya: What the fuck did you say!?!?

Dazai and Chuuya: *continues their bickering*

Atsushi:

Akutagawa:

Atsushi: Are we like that?

Akutagawa: Don't talk to me.

[dragonspurr]

i’ve been meaning to draw this for weeks

[omalleyred-deactivated20171006]

I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

[wymanthewalrus]

Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie

[kaptainkulak-deactivated2018032]

Oh?

[wymanthewalrus]

Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

give us the deets

[wymanthewalrus]

Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.

On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.

The theory was that that fly used to be human.

So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)

So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:

“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”

My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”

Writer: “It is now.”

So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.

And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.

[hurryputter-blog]

And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years.

[buttpregnant]

the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced

[pinkandtonic]

he was the father figure in her life  because her dad was never around. Im crying 

[thediaryofshaneanne]

CRYING

[musterniillustrates]

getting caught saying “fuck my gay ass” after stubbing my toe is easily the worst way i have ever come out to anyone

[onlytwitterpics]

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[emmajiqrubini]

I cosplayed Edna Mode from The Incredibles at Holiday Matsuri and needless to say I spent the day hunting down characters with capes and getting irrationally angry at them

[loubuggins]

This makes me irrationally happy