[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[real-life-pine-tree]

“Keep the change.”

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

I got a college deposit to hand in. Money come find me!

[harrys-place]

I would just like some money thanks

[4sss]

On my bleakest of nights, you are my moon shining bright. Love, you remind me it is never as dark as it could be.

J.c.A

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[kennyy-b-deactivated20210321]

Y’all need to chill

[phatmamaa]

no fr

[kimreesesdaughter]

2018 been kicking my ass. I can’t take no chances.

[ambs-witdalocs]

Final tonight, had to double back.

Not playing

[poeticuma]

jokes on y’all. it’s always my worst week.

[coconutoilpainting]

i hate these i can’t risk it pls stop

[judelaw]

I love how their post says “A better, more positive Tumblr” as if female nipples are what’s ruining the experience on this website and not bullies, racists, homophobes and actual nazis

[nochuie]

jungkook’s gift to himself

[kingjaffejoffer]

Escalator out of control in Rome

[esoteric-law89-deactivated20241]

[candiikismet]

I would have been SCREAMING

[ttbngaming-deactivated20190917]

When your engineer from rollercoaster tycoon

[parks-and-procreation]

what the microscope sees when you ejaculate

[purpleroti868]

Well that escalated quickly

[imonlyhereforthegiggles-deactiv]

Why tf are there SO MANY people on it?????

[kookmint]

Jimin care kit essential: Praise

[blarhiv]

Kill us more 🙃 Cr.BITBYBIT_JK

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[7biases]

THESE BABIES WERE FALLING LEFT AND RIGHT WHILE PERFORMING ANPANMAN

Cr.(x)

[cowjimin]

take me by the hand

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

____________________________________________________________

Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

____________________________________________________________

Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

____________________________________________________________

Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

____________________________________________________________

Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

____________________________________________________________

Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

____________________________________________________________

Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

____________________________________________________________

Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

____________________________________________________________

Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

____________________________________________________________

Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[madi-the-doll]

@zaiyo

[teaforascripturient-deactivated]

YOU LIMP LETTUCE

[icecoldparadise]

Im always gonna reblog this because 1. The learned support is awesome. 2. This boy is an absolute humorous gem. 3. Sibling support ftw (with the a healthy dash of competition)

[arctizii]

I wish i had that kind of relationship with my brother tho

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

“HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???”

wish i had a bro like that

[bts-and-army-fanblog]

baby shark

[dailyjeons]

g-guys…

[homicille]

Whiny boyfriend

[fyeahbangtaned]

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