it me

who put you on the planet

[icantdothisblog]

i am not a good home to myself sometimes

[typewriter-worries]

“i want something casual” cool well i want someone who will burn cities and start wars just to see my true smile

[escuerzoresucitado]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

sorta like this

[littlemisssyreid]

I had to do it

[funnytwittertweets]

[nocaptainmatt-deactivated201702]

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

[dragimal]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

[siren-the-gryphon]

[just-rhys-things]

Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now

[bizarreshark]

[cpt-mcshadow]

do you think

[birdsareblooming]

[noyougo-deactivated20140306]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[gertritude-art]

One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them:

[jajanvm-imbi]

My favorite example

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

what a cute impostor

[theweirdwideweb]

[tikkety-tok]

those bonding hormones are strong

[anarchocunt]

[mediumsizedboy]

[someboredloser]

*touches the soil* Something terrible happened here.