DON'T.JEALOUS.ME

IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T FEEL THE PAIN IT'S JUST I'M NOT AFRAID OF HURTING ANYMORE.

[daisywords]

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[evidentlyeddie]

[probuccalfat]

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

[probuccalfat]

people sent me death threats for this one

[kushblazer666]

[vexwerewolf]

I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

[catchymemes]

[ducissatenebrarum]

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[scavengedluxury]

Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous billboard

[e-bae]

[outofrequency]

Live at the Paramount, 1991

[sacred-portal]

[panic-compressive]

[peteneems]

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[oneheadtoanother]

[enjoylentgreen]