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Not an rp blog. Irl Dirk Strider. Smaller kintype is Bro Strider, but not entirely an ID. Anuone can follow.

[timaeus-testifucked-blog]

dirk, looking at a post, reblogging it: haha , so true

the post: fuck dirk

[kinsthetics-please]

Somewhat pastel Dirk Strider.

Fanart - x x

[roachpatrol]

imagine karkat being mean to dirk like he’s mean to dave because karkat assumes all striders are tough and flippant and never give a shit what he thinks but actually dirk has never in his life had anyone actually yell at him so he actually and involuntarily and to everyone’s horror starts to cry 

then he and karkat both flip straight off the handle and dissolve into a catastrophic trauma spiral of weepily baroque apologies

imagine

[elvenforestgirl]

When people dislike the colder seasons it’s something I truly don’t understand. What’s not to love about being rugged up so tight even your soul is warm. What’s not to love about misty mornings, damp forests, moss and mushrooms - like you’re living a fairytale. Candles, wood fire, cinnamon, steamy soup, hot chocolate. What’s not to love about fresh rainy days, that pitter patter on your roof. I’m never happier than I am in the cold seasons, summer just isn’t my type.

[gitwrecked]

what i dislike about colder seasons is being cold.

[aleatoryw]

Ahahahaha op, you must not be from somewhere it gets. actually. Fucking. Cold. Like below zero degrees Fahrenheit all week cold. Like wearing gloves and keeping your hands in your pockets but not being able to feel your fingers anyway cold. Like your breath freezing icy crystals inside your scarf cold. There is no rain. If there is, it’s hell because it freezes on the roads as soon as it falls. The cold season is something you must survive.

[agentladyhawkeye]

I feel like op is talking about fall or spring….

[elvenforestgirl]

No I’m talking about winter. Sorry. But I enjoy feeling cold.. And when it gets a bit uncomfortable I take comfort in loads of warm blankets and it’s absolutely beautiful and I’m happy. I’d take that over being baked like a sad over cooked loaf of bread in the summer heat any day. I don’t know where your from but having 100+ degree summers every single day is hell. And you live in a constant state of fainty delirium where your body becomes one with everything you touch because you god dam stick to it and you can’t cuddle because DONT EFFING TOUCH ME that’s why. And I don’t know if you’re aware but sunburn is your skin actually damn well cooking.. And sun tans are not healthy I’m sorry but you may look lovely and tanned but your skin is not thanking you for it my g. So forgive me for liking winter where a good few hot water bottles and some blankets do me good, and I can have control over my body heat instead of withering away in the summer like a depressed sultana that just wanted to be a god damn grape.

[timaeus-testifucked-blog]

Cool but here the inside of your nose freezes painfully even with a scarf and going anywhere at all runs the risk of fuckin dying on ice so I'll say no thanks on the "I love winter" thing

[fictionkin-moodboards]

Dirk Strider - Homestuck for @somnifra 

[kinsupportandpositivity]

A semi-sad aesthetic for @dirk-stri-the-gay-guy I hope this works for you!

[david-jstrider]

are u 1% canon

dude

ive seen literal demon timelines out there

trust me

there are people less canon then we are

[anarchoprimitivist]

so… youre 2% canon?

[david-jstrider]

actually im pretty damn canon

got killed by the batterwitch and everything

[anarchoprimitivist]

3% canon. gotcha. solid.

[david-jstrider]

i would say about

50% to 65% considering how much shit there is in homestuck

[anarchoprimitivist]

im 100% canon kin with the part of homestuck where the one and only real bro strider was killed tbh

[david-jstrider]

the one and only real bro strider sounds like he was an asshole so

ok

[anarchoprimitivist]

yep!! im just glad hes dead and that bro strider doesnt exist anymore tbh :)

i mean some people claim to be him but theyre lying or fakes oooopppppssss :/

[david-jstrider]

alternate timelines arent fake but whatever

if you want to see it that way i cant stop you

just glad youre not suicide baiting him and shit like the others

[anarchoprimitivist]

oh nah i hope he drinks bleach tbh just like anyone else who claims to literally be a sexual abuser as chances are they are im this life too sns :/

nah, hes fake tho. its. really obvious omfg,, hes not even good at pretending yikes i hate soully bounds :///

[david-jstrider]

well you just ended this conversation early

according to the rules im not allowed to talk to anti soulbonders unless i have permission and its not about soulbonds

its a shame because you seem pretty desperate for attention

kind of sad

[timaeus-testifucked-blog]

wow based on syntax im pretty sure achilleanpsycho was one of the ones who sent shitty anons to bro-strider-official how classy

[david-jstrider]

there were some unnamed anons that went after my boyfriend too

i have a feeling though it was the usual group that lies about sending anon hate that people in our system have gotten into discourse with before

i got some of it too this time

its good that i disengaged with these people because ive heard the majority of them are nothing but trouble

i think most of the discourse involving my boyfriend calmed down since the person that started it apologized publicly

[timaeus-testifucked-blog]

Sending hate anons is tacky no matter what but its especially tacky to come into a dudes inbox like "idc if you kys because youre not the real bro :)" Like dude... wtf.

[david-jstrider]

are u 1% canon

dude

ive seen literal demon timelines out there

trust me

there are people less canon then we are

[anarchoprimitivist]

so… youre 2% canon?

[david-jstrider]

actually im pretty damn canon

got killed by the batterwitch and everything

[anarchoprimitivist]

3% canon. gotcha. solid.

[david-jstrider]

i would say about

50% to 65% considering how much shit there is in homestuck

[anarchoprimitivist]

im 100% canon kin with the part of homestuck where the one and only real bro strider was killed tbh

[david-jstrider]

the one and only real bro strider sounds like he was an asshole so

ok

[anarchoprimitivist]

yep!! im just glad hes dead and that bro strider doesnt exist anymore tbh :)

i mean some people claim to be him but theyre lying or fakes oooopppppssss :/

[david-jstrider]

alternate timelines arent fake but whatever

if you want to see it that way i cant stop you

just glad youre not suicide baiting him and shit like the others

[anarchoprimitivist]

oh nah i hope he drinks bleach tbh just like anyone else who claims to literally be a sexual abuser as chances are they are im this life too sns :/

nah, hes fake tho. its. really obvious omfg,, hes not even good at pretending yikes i hate soully bounds :///

[david-jstrider]

well you just ended this conversation early

according to the rules im not allowed to talk to anti soulbonders unless i have permission and its not about soulbonds

its a shame because you seem pretty desperate for attention

kind of sad

[timaeus-testifucked-blog]

wow based on syntax im pretty sure achilleanpsycho was one of the ones who sent shitty anons to bro-strider-official how classy

[hskin-needs]

Sad Dirk Strider aesthetic

-mod dave

[biologicallyim]

Biologically I’m

Very Fashionable

[speedingsavior-deactivated20221]

@sleepyspoonie

[timaeus-testifucked-blog]

@jediwave

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you’re criticised for being short, they’re really just saying the worst thing about you is that there isn’t more of you

[timaeus-testifucked-blog]

timeaustestifyable --> timaeus-testifucked

url change yall

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

the cool bird

[aesthetic-kins]

Dirk Strider for anon

[taakoooo-moved]

bro strider fashion for my friend @timeaustestifiable

shirt

necklace

jeans

hat

bracelet 

ring

[hskin-needs]

Dirk Strider Fashion

X/X/X/X/X/X

Hope you enjoy!

-Mod Dave

[thecrazytowncomics]

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