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all the stupid things I think

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Billions of years of evolution has led to this. 

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What if your nose had a scent? And if you decided to rid of your nose to look like voldemort, would the world smell different?

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My aesthetic is my drunk cousin walking on the roof, crying because the pinata was empty.

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Why survive when you can LIVE

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“Ow, my back just cracked”

But aren’t we all just cracked backs in the story of life, waiting for the next release in the uncomfortable displeasure of this painful tale.

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school

1

sko͞ol/

noun

1.an institution for educating children.“Ryder’s children did not go to school at all"synonyms:educational institution;

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what did Presley discover about photosynthesis

this weird chick in a shirt saying something about coffee. i think shes a weeboo 

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metamorphosis? is that the one like a simile but without like or as?

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My room smells like brass, cinnamon, and the lost souls of gas station workers being sucked into the void.

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when you see a lush, open area full of flowers

when you realize the majority of the flowers are invasive species that do not provide your native hive with the sufficient and delicious nectar you once sustained yourselves off of

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My aunt once ran over a squirrel when I was seven. Honestly, that's something anyone can easily forget about, but for some reason that damn squirrel came in one of my recent dreams. It came back to life, impregnated a male youtuber, and wouldn't pay child support.

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You may think that someday we will know all the answers to every question in the universe, know every fact and truth to the mysterious of this world. Know why the birds sing so sweetly to one another. Know the depths of the deepest slopes of the ocean and know every detail to every creature that lives there. But no. One question will remain unanswered. Never to be solved.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?