What Fools These Mortals Be

You can call me Troie. Genderfluid Demisexual Biromantic They/them pronouns My mental health is absolutely shot Let’s be friends

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THIS ISN’T MY BLOG ANYMORE

Well, technically it is but I haven’t used it in months.

My active blog is sapphicenbyjew.tumblr.com

follow me there

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Okay here’s the deal

I am restarting on tumblr. If you want to keep following me, go to https://justtrynastayalive.tumblr.com/

There was too much discourse and other shit going down and I can’t handle it so I’ve decided to start over. Follow me!

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You may as well hire a fucking mannequin if you’re gonna hire scarjo of all ppl

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Cast trans people in trans roles 👏 👏👏

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[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

click to see a spooky ghost

[thyrell]

mini i would honest to god die for you

[jewish-privilege]

Ted Cruz: ‘Vote For The Democrat’ Over The Republican Nazi Candidate

Republican Sen. Ted Cruz urged voters in Illinois’ 3rd Congressional District outside of Chicago to vote for the Democratic candidate rather than the man who won the Republican nomination — a former leader of the American Nazi Party.

Arthur Jones, whose campaign website includes a section called “Holocaust?” in which he calls the genocide of six million Jews “the biggest blackest lie in history,” won the party primary in his heavily Democratic district after no other candidate entered.

“This is horrific. An avowed Nazi running for Congress,” Cruz wrote on Twitter. “To the good people of Illinois, you have two reasonable choices: write in another candidate, or vote for the Democrat. This bigoted fool should receive ZERO votes.”

The chairman of the state Republican Party condemned Jones when he won the primary in March, saying that the party would “explore all options to oppose Mr. Jones’ candidacy — whether that be supporting an independent candidate for IL-03 after the primary, encouraging a write-in campaign, and potentially other options.”

The party had in the past forced Jones off the ballot by challenging his petition signatures, but said this time that they had no reason to question the validity and number of his signatures. After the deadline for registering third-party candidates for the ballot came and went last week, a party spokesman said that the petition process was too difficult for prospective candidates and that they would try to find a write-in candidate.

When informed by Politico that the Republican Party wouldn’t field a third-party candidate on the ballot, Jones reportedly laughed.

“I snookered them,” he said. “I played by the rules, what can I say?”

Jones went on to say that he is running to counter the “two-party, Jew-party, queer-party system,” and has refused to file donor donation with the Federal Election Commission because, in his words, “I’m not going to give the Jews an opportunity to harass my supporters until after the election.”

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

I posted this article on FB and a (Jewish, natch) FB friend pointed out that this’ll be more impressive when Cruz does this for a district in the Deep South and not one in Chicago, where an act of G-d would have to happen for the Democrat not to win.

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It’ll likely never happen, because in all of those districts a Some Dude local legislator will want the seat and the Nazi would have an opponent in the primary.

Closest possibility is if Nehlen wins his primary, G-d forbid.

[bi-in-the-night]

In general, just being a lesbian is a power move.

[rottenbutrecovering]

Me: *is stressed*

My body, inevitably:

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avengers + Cards Against Humanity

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Daily Marvel Heroes’ Top 20 Characters (as voted by our followers) #9. Valkyrie (2.96%)

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i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

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the front paws. i love that

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its just very good

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I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

[bot-dad]

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you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot

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Bad post OP.

Bad^Post^OP^bot

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why are all the bots so mean to me I just wanted to be a salamander

[killingtimewontstopthiscrying]

Stephanie Beatriz at pride parade this year makes my heart melt. She’s so freaking happy and I love it.

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[slowspinningredemption]

the most telling thing about the political climate this year is that usually my dash is filled with 4th of July posts by now but there’s been absolutely nothing… like nobody can even find the strength to post ironic eagle memes are you guys alright over there

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How America’s feel about the 4th of July now: