I smell like coconut

▶Hal 19 She◀ Smile.

[legalmexican]

omg it’s suppose to be -50 windchill this coming Tuesday / Wednesday

[time-now-princely]

Fuck that where

[time-now-princely]

HE GOT AWAY BUT I REMEMBER HIS FUCKIN FACE (at Saint Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtEwwFzluR0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=j5ht7j3ob16r

[time-now-princely]

I come back to Tumblr and my dirty blog is gone, time to wreck up the place with selfies.

[frikiskrew]

[tygermama]

there is no such thing as unskilled labour

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I’ll keep saying it.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS UNSKILLED LABOR.

THERE IS ONLY UNDERVALUED LABOR.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[watermite]

person: talking at a normal human pace

my ADHD ass: im Suffering im Bored™️ please go faster go faster go faster

person: talking at a slightly faster pace

my Fucking Adhd Ass: i have not comprehended a single spoken word since 1955

[adhd-community]

The whole time either way: Don’t interrupt. Don’t interrupt. Remember to listen. Don’t interrupt!

[miyukimilk]

[frogmp3]

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

[lioness--hart]

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

[thelauraborealis]

Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness

[whitepeopletwitter]

Merriam-Webster is a savage

[time-now-princely]

Warn the others

I'm a deadly stranger

[dancing-cockroaches]

Sorry if i sound offended

Not a big deal at all, it’s totally understandable sometimes!

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

[just-shower-thoughts]

because atoms are 99.99999999999% empty space, humans are technically just really shitty ghosts that can’t pass through walls and have to eat

[muyintedezante]

[yeezy-nation]

i dont get it

[dancing-cockroaches]

Go from dry to nice and juicy

[yeezy-nation]

i want a siamese cat 😵

[dancing-cockroaches]

Get one, don’t let your dreams stay dreams

[time-now-princely]

My Favorite Murder has a Kitty named Elvis

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

okay, okay, hear me out:

what if the boy who lived was the girl who lived? scruffy tomboy harriet “call me Harry” potter, getting extra rubbish from the Dursleys both from being a girl and being the wrong kind of girl

and absolutely nothing in the entire 7-book series changes except for pronouns. because girls can be brave and imperfect and angry and sulky and loud just like boys can.

(except a girl harry would room with Hermione Granger and the Patil twins instead of Ron and Sean, but that’s literally the only thing I can think of that might change)

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

absolutely nothing whatsoever changes with regards to Ginny. except that in addition to “why doesn’t Harry notice me as more than a chum,” she grumbles, “why hasn’t Harry managed to realize that CHO IS STRAIGHT”

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

IF this becomes a popular text post, this is how I want to be remembered

[kallenart]

i couldnt help it

[fuocogo]

changing dorms would change a lot actually. :

(aka i express howo much i love this post through comic s)

[bronzedragon]

i’m totally down with this post except “but Harriet would room with Hermione Granger and the Patil twins instead of Ron and Sean” who the fuck is sean

[railwaycat]

obviously dean and seamus. combined into one. one whole sean.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anyone remember that part in 2016 when clowns would chase and knife people in the streets and noone did anything about it