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nikky | kind of an artist | there's about 251 pages worth of shitpost on here

[chrxs-art]

opportunity rover: my battery is low and it is getting dark

me, already on the phone begging nasa to send me to mars so i can help her:

[laz-ulii-deactivated20190708]

why is it that when i tell ppl to use my right pronouns they go ape shit and insult me or flat out tell me they can call me what ever they want but if i misgender their short bread type blood 36 Pomeranian tea cup dog they go feral

[laz-ulii-deactivated20190708]

i lost a follower ladies and gentlemen we got em

[mangolesbian-archive]

the fish in animal crossing when you land your pole anywhere that isn’t directly in front of them:

[rymonaflowers]

When the bobber floats right by the fish and the fish is like…

[headshotheaven]

Fish: taps it once and ignores it like

[bummybottom]

i need to lay in bed in someones arms for ten hours at least

[lesbian-thespians]

I feel like one strange advantage of being a lesbian/a woman who’s attracted to other women is that it puts my own body insecurities into perspective, because when I dislike something about my body I think “would I stop being attracted to a woman if she had stretch marks/acne/a little extra body fat etc.” and the answer is always no

[cannibalchicken]

[pkmntrainer-serena]

someone posted this in a pokemon shitposting group on fb and I am losing my ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[tacomel420]

me as a store owner

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

its always big dick energy this or power bottom energy that…. why dont we talk about renewable energy? hi, I’m Bill Nye,

[8168708]

my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

[cloacatak]

I love the implication here that witches just want to be loving parents to the children they want. I’ve fought with fake witches in the past, but maybe real ones are cool.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why, what do people think witches do with firstborns

[theblehthatbloos]

Kinda like what we use Aloe Vera for.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i wish you hadn’t said that

[thefrysh]

Never has a text post confused me more than this one

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

aloe vera leaf broken open to expose the gel

[average-trickster]

you keep it at home, give it water and somehow it lives long enough for you to use its body water for almost all purposes 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i wish you hadn’t said that

[queerbeerz]

I am screAMING

[thatsthat24]

Don’t Ruin the Fun 🦇

[steg-o-sore-us-deactivated20190]

[phlying-squirrel]

THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!

[compostcore]

One of the biggest reveals of twentygayteen.

[tyleroakley]

this has the same energy as this

[colorstormx]

ghosts don’t have gender

[colorstormx]

they’re nonbooinary

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more