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ᴋᴀɴᴀʏᴀ: How Anyone Can Watch And Enjoy These Bland, Almost Tragic To The Point I Want To Cry For The Participants, Pseudo-Romance And Bordering Competition Shows Is Beyond Me. Am I Missing Something Here?

#Although Karkat Seems To Enjoy It...#And I Can't Understand Why #♍ how did you know to get out a world gone mad? ♍ ( kanaya )

@gclgcthasterrcr f2f shenanigans

🌺𝒟𝒾𝓇𝓀;;– As was the case for Dirk in the summer, it was rather hot outside. But it wasn’t really the kind of hot he did, it was a bit cooler than normal, yet still enough to warrant breaking out the backyard pool. Rather than keep himself cooped up in the record studio, he was strolling along the strip mall, eyes glacing through the windows until they came up to... What seemed to be a familiar figure. Looked like Springlish. Wasn’t he busy with summer operations or something?

‘ Hey, Springlish! ‘ Dirk said as he sidled up next to who he assumed was the celestial spring being. ‘ Haven’t been returning my texts or anything. Thought your work was keeping you up. ‘

#gclgcthasterrcr #🌺 prince of summer 🌺 ( dirk )#//little does he know that isn't the Jake he knows lmao #//I hope this is alright I'm sorry it took so long

ᴋᴀʀᴋᴀᴛ: I SEE WE GOT A FEW NEW PEOPLE CHECKING IN. HI, WELCOME TO THIS DUMPSTER FIRE WE HAVE GOING ON HERE. I’M A BIT TIRED, OTHERWISE I’D MAKE A BETTER AND SOMEWHAT LONGER GREETING.

#♋ all the fucks we had are down the drain ♋ ( karkat )#//dumpster fire? Karkat I resent that

ᴋᴀɴᴀʏᴀ: I Don’t Know If I’ll Be Making A Lot Of Daily Reports. But I Was Thinking, Since I Never Have The Opportunities Like This To Just Sit Down And Have a Regular Conversation Again, If Anyone Would Like To, I Wouldn’t Mind Having A Chat With Someone.

#♍ how did you know to get out a world gone mad? ♍ ( kanaya )

ᴋᴀɴᴀʏᴀ: Seems We Have All Been Extremely Busy Lately. I Know All Our Companions Will Understand. I’ve Been Tending To Karkat And His Roommate For The Past Couple Of Weeks, So None Of Us Had The Time To Let Everyone Know We Haven’t Quite Died Yet. Regardless. Hello, We Are Still Here Though I May Be Running the Show For A Little While.

#♍ how did you know to get out a world gone mad? ♍ ( kanaya )#//In terms of IC blog posts yes otherwise the para stuff you aren't #//Also hi I'm not dead I've just been playing Overwatch and was on my Multi for a while

alannasroleplaymemes-moved

Tell My Muse What You Want To Do To Them On Anon.

I don’t care if it’s cute, sexual, or violent. Just do it!

timecapsuleparadoxes

I already have a promo here buuuuuuuut this gets around a lot faster so– If you could, can you give this a ❤ or ⭮ if you are a blog of any kind who is down for getting up into shenanigans with a multi for my fave characters from Homestuck and Hiveswap?

And I may be a mun who has 0 self muse control but I promise that I don’t bite :)

#am I toting this around again? yes absolutley #still looking for all manner of interaction!!#💗 this is the greatest show! 💗 ( promos and self promos )

memeasaurus-promptus

Vaguely Familiar Sentence Starters

“Don’t I know you from somewhere?”

“I’m sorry, but do you know __?”

“Aren’t you __?”

“Didn’t we work together before?”

“I’m sorry, but I don’t know you.”

“I think you’re mistaking me for someone else.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry! I thought you were someone else!”

“Didn’t you work at __ before?”

“You look awfully familiar…”

“We used to be neighbors, remember?”

“I used to see you walk by my house every morning.”

“You’re new around these parts, aren’t you?”

“You’re related to __, right?”

“Don’t you have a sister/brother?”

“Oh, you were /that/ kid!”

“I /thought/ I recognized you!”

“You look like __.”

“Weren’t you in here last week?”

“You were in my __ in school, weren’t you?”

“I don’t think you have the right person.”

“Have we met?”

“Weren’t you at the party last weekend…?”

“Ooh, you’re ___!”

“I recognize your ugly mug anywhere.”

“Didn’t you rob me behind the shops before?”

🤔+ add your own!

timecapsuleparadoxes

Para starter call. Like this and I’ll make you a f2f paragraph starter. Please let me know who you want though.

#and this will keep going around until the day I'm off the face of the planet #lmao I kid

timecapsuleparadoxes

Para starter call. Like this and I’ll make you a f2f paragraph starter. Please let me know who you want though.

memecollation

Send my muse ‘ ==> Act: ‘ + a command and my muse must obey. If they refuse to, they must instead reveal a deep and hidden secret.

⊱simple introduction starters⊰

❝what are you doing here?❞

❝you're going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞

❝why are you staring at me?❞

❝if you didn't want to talk to me, you could've just said so.❞

❝i think you dropped this.❞

❝here, i'll pay for that.❞

❝so i assume you're the one everyone's talking about.❞

❝that outfit looks nice on you, where'd you get it?❞

❝why are you doing this?❞

❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞

❝you're going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞

❝can you help me grab this?❞

❝don't talk to me until i've had my coffee. thanks.❞

❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.❞

❝you have the prettiest smile i've seen all day.❞

❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞

❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞

❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞

❝i've never been here before, it's beautiful.❞

❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞

❝so how long have you been working here?❞

❝how many of those have you had?❞

❝i'm not suppose to talk to strangers.❞

❝you'll be ok, i promise.❞

❝can you hear me?❞

❝i think you're on my foot...❞

❝i guess you're stuck with me 'til the elevator starts working.❞

❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞

❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞

❝why would you do that?"

❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞

❝hey are you ok?❞

❝do you live here?❞

❝are you third-wheeling too?❞

❝why are like this?❞

❝who did this to you?❞

❝who told you that?❞

❝why are you following me?❞

Me, a Homestuck blog: looks at one of my mutuals who is a blog from a fandom I love Me: I wanna interact but mmmmmmm

#💗 chestnut praline latte 💗 ( ari/ooc )#aside from people I know completely #I'm actually afraid of interacting with blogs outside the HS fandom even if they are following me back because I am a dumbo

vvenerate‌:

I wwon’t pretend it’s been a quick adjustment, though.

You could alwways do wwhat I did and throww yourself into a wwar.

ᴋᴀʀᴋᴀᴛ: I CAN IMAGINE THAT IT WASN’T A VERY QUICK ONE. PROBABLY NOT SO EASY EITHER. ᴋᴀʀᴋᴀᴛ: I APPRECIATE THE IDEA BUT I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT. IT’S HOW I ENDED UP WHERE I AM NOW. BUT I’M SURE I’LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO CHANGE UP MY SCENE A LITTLE BIT.

#vvenerate #♋ all the fucks we had are down the drain ♋ ( karkat )

vvenerate‌:

Pretty crazy ovverall, but thankfully quieter the past couple wweeks. It’s… almost nice, actually.

Howw’s your life goin’?

ᴋᴀʀᴋᴀᴛ: WELL THAT’S GOOD, IT’S SOME BREATHING ROOM FOR YOU. ᴋᴀʀᴋᴀᴛ: I WON’T LIE... IT’S BEEN REALLY QUIET. OTHER THAN THE DOGS, I MEAN, IT’S BEEN SUPER QUIET. MUCH AS IT IS NICE, IT’S A LITTLE BORING OUTSIDE OF WORK.

#vvenerate #♋ all the fucks we had are down the drain ♋ ( karkat )

vvenerate replied to your post “ ᴋᴀʀᴋᴀᴛ: IF NO ONE HAS SAID IT YET, LEMME BE THE FIRST TO SAY I’M...”

Still in one piece, yes. And thank you.

ᴋᴀʀᴋᴀᴛ: THAT’S GREAT! GLAD TO HEAR IT! NO PROBLEM. HOW’S EVERYTHING BEEN OVER THERE? CRAZY I’M GUESSING.

#vvenerate #♋ all the fucks we had are down the drain ♋ ( karkat )

Fun fact, some crabs eat their babies. As well as each other.

♋𝒦𝒶𝓇𝓀𝒶𝓉;;– There was a slightly exasperated sigh as he put his hand to his face. ‘ You’re saying that like I haven’t seen that kind of shit before. Guess when you don’t have the same lusus I do… ‘

#♋ all the fucks we had are down the drain ♋ ( karkat )#cannibalism tw #I know it's a natural thing with some animals but #I'm tagging that just in case #also you aren't ruining his dream of going to that crab bridge

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