ARTIFICER

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#TIMEDESERTED.     private   &   selective  blog  for  the artificer,  a  time  lord  original  character  of  doct/or  wh/o  lore.     given  the  inconsistency  of  dw  lore,  this  blog  is  mostly  rooted  in  headcanon  and  various  pieces  of  canon.     written by nan ( 21, she/her, EST )    affiliated with @timedeserter and @timewandered

RULES.    ABOUT.    VERSES / REGENERATIONS.

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timedeserter​.

@timedeserted​ said ; ❝ you left me hangin’ up there for 20 minutes. not bloody optimal.  ❞     ( accepting )

     “SORRY!” they very much are not, too busy flipping switches and throwing levers on the console to offer any actual consolation for letting their sibling quite literally dangle for twenty minutes. LISTEN - - - some sacrifices have to be made, and andro was perfectly safe up there! if there had been any real danger ondru would have worked harder to get them down safely. “you were FINE, anyways! i’m the one who had to do all the shooting while you HUNG OUT.”

“YOU  ARE-”         fumbling  for  the  words,  andro  settles  for  a  simple  irritated  growl.     hands  twisting  into  frustrated  claws,  as  if  to  strangle  her  sibling.     instead,  they  station  themselves  at  the  other  end  of  the  console,  and  slam  their  hand  down  onto  a  button.     “i...  hate  you....  so  much,”     punctuating  each  syllable  with  a  flip  of  a  switch,  a  pull  of  a  plunger,  or  a  twist  of  a  knob.     they  don’t  mean  a  word  of  it,  of  course.     well,  only  a  little,  in  the  way  one  is  allowed  to  hate  their  family.     “fine?!     how  about  you  dangle  from  the  rafters  sometime,  see  how  fine  you  are!”

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manning a tardis is just a massive game of bop it.

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artificer and captain showing up in hawkins like WOW your town is FUCKED UP pal

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the doctor: saves the planet, the galaxy, and the universe multiple times

the captain and the artificer: doing the space/time travel equivalent of donuts in a dennys parking lot

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sorry 2 all of the doctor’s companions who meet the artificer and expect them to be nice and helpful like them. andro’s a proper condescending bastard and isn’t sorry abt it either.

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y’know!!! y’know!!!

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i’m gonna make the six regen specific post banners then maybe reblog an ask meme or two

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Emilia Clarke as Qi’ra, Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) Dir. Ron Howard

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changing andronix’s title to the artificer its sexy and also not taken by a canon character-

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timedeserter.

     they aren’t above climbing onto the console to try and get the high ground, but this battle hasn’t reached that point. yet. give it a couple more minutes. “i’m gonna bite you if you’re not careful.” it’s an entirely honest threat ; they snap their teeth a little bit to illustrate just how honest they’re being. this go has some lovely chompers. long legs carry them around the console in a chase that they know will just be countered by andro rounding it the other way, like something out of a silly kids cartoon. maybe it is time to launch over it, even if the tardis won’t appreciate it. “fight and bite are the same THING, anyhow! biting will inevitably lead to fighting.”

“STOP!     STOP  IT!     I’M  DELICATE!”          she  comes  up  just  past  ondru’s  shoulder  in  these  regenerations  of  theirs.     her  older  sibling  had  always  been  the  better  fighter,  even  when  they  were  just  children  wrestling  in  their  parents’  estate.     dark  eyes  land  on  a  possible  weapon  with  which  to  defend  themself.     a  wrench  not  yet  put  away  since  the  latest  bout  of  maintenance  to  the  console.     grabbing  it  off  of  its  resting  place  on  the  console,  she  whirls  around,  holding  it  above  her  head  as  if  to  throw  it.     or  give  a  solid  whack.          “you  get  away  from  me,  you!     pick  on  someone  your  own  size!”

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doctor: no problems are solved with a gun! engineer: thats why i carry two guns!

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im gonna keep it false with you chief. im gonna lie to you.

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the captain & engineer’s tardis but its camouflaged as a porta potty

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if you run up behind me while I’m working and hold a flash drive to my throat pretending it’s a knife and I instinctively seize your hand and bite you I don’t think you are allowed to be mad

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anyway I bit one of the interns this morning

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SCHITT’S CREEK | 1.01 - “Our Cup Runneth Over”

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