Legends of Tomorrow Incorrect Quotes

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The Legends as John Mulaney Quotes

Sara

Mick

Ray

Mona

John

Zari 1.0

Gary

Nate

Ava during season 4

Astra

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Why do I have fear that they are gonna leave gary behind and hes gonna become evil and help the big bad. I hope that doesn't happen.

yeah i mean it would be pretty similar to what happened in season 4, so i really hope they don’t do that either. but i think we’re gonna learn more about his past this season, so maybe the big bad will be part of gary’s backstory???

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Nate: Hey, Mick sneezes like a girl!

Mick: How about I pound you like a boy?

Nate:

Mick: That didn’t come out right.

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Barry: How do the Legends usually get out of these messes?

Sara: We don’t. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.

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What happened why is Caity’s name *ed out?

basically a little while ago she tweeted out that she loves everyone, whether you support biden or trump. this was really insensitive since trump is a just straight up bigot. then you couple in the fact that she plays a queer character on tv and she’s saying she loves people who support the president and his outwardly homophobic platform.

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okay so i really think that in season 6 gary will have been kidnapped along with sara. adam and c**ty had bts photos together which means they probably shot scenes together.

anyways, the point is season 6 is just gonna be:

“WE NEED TO RESCUE SARA!!!!

...and also Gary”

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Nate: I have a boyfriend now.

Sara, encouragingly: A boyfriend?

Nate: *Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign*

Ava: Two boyfriends?!?

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John: Don’t you cary a hairdryer in your purse?

Zari 1.0: Have you ever met a human woman?

*one timeline change later*

John: Do you have a hairdryer in your purse?

Zari 2.0: Of course! I’m not an animal.

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Ava: Can you do me a favor?

Sara: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to.

Ava: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Sara: No.

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John: We can never let anyone know that we got beat up by Mona.

Sara: Agreed.

John: Take it to the grave?

Sara: To the grave.

John: This conversation never happened.

Sara: I don’t even know who you are.

John: ...That’s hurtful, you took it too far.

Sara: That’s a weird thing for a stranger to say.

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Ava: I think we need to talk about your PTSD.

John: My PTSD? Oh, you mean my Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick.

Ava: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.

John: I don’t think you understand the genius of what I just said.

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*On the phone*

Sara: Where is everyone?

Behrad: Nate swallowed a watermelon seed, so we’re at the hospital.

Sara: Why? It's not like a watermelon's going to grow inside of him.

Behrad:

Behrad: We’ll be back in 10 minutes.

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Team Arrow: If you took a shot for every bad decision you made, how drunk would you be?

Team Supergirl: A little tipsy

Team Flash: Wasted

The Legends: Dead

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*On comms*

Charlie: Zari, where are you?

Charlie: This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.

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Sara: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

John: You told me to satanise the ship.

Sara:

Sara: I said sanatise.

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Ava: What is that?

Behrad: A cat.

Ava: That is clearly a dragon wearing a cat ear headband.

Nate: No it’s not, it’s a cat

Ava: That breathes fire?

Zari: It’s a very rare breed.

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John: Zari got me a ‘get better soon card’.

Ray: Awww that’s sweet!

Ray: Wait, when were you sick?

John: I wasn't, she just thought I could do better.