#arrow incorrect quotes

[brinleyparke]

Dig: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Oliver: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues.

Oliver, to the rest of the team: Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Felicity: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Quote originally from New Girl

[blazethecheeto]

Things Arrow Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt. 7

Felicity: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Oliver: What- how?

Felicity: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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William: I drink to forget but I always remember...

Mia: You're drinking orange juice.

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Thea: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Roy: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Thea: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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E-2 Laurel: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?

Rene: The same way I make onion rings.

Rene: *grabs a chainsaw*

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Curtis: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Felicity: Well that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Oliver: Good morning to everyone except those two people.

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Dinah: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Rene: The afterlife, I guess.

[spider-girlwrites]

Roy: [out on one of his very first patrols] What do we do with the body?

Oliver: We leave it.

Roy: That seems a little disrespectful, don’t you think?

Oliver: Disrespectful? You just killed him!

Roy: still….

[super-marvel-dc]

Oliver: There's no way Y/N likes me back.

Diggle: Y/N would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Oliver: Y/N would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

[girlofstoriesandmagic]

Oliver: We're born alone, and are going to die alone.

Diggle: Felicity will be back in like, three minutes.

[arsenalroyharper]

Jason: *looks at Roy during a gala, with jeans and an orange shirt on, hair in a messy bun and sideburns *

Jason: What a weirdo

Tim: *nods*

Jason: I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him

Tim: Well, you don't have to...

Jason: Nah, I'm gonna

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Leaked lines from Hawkeye:

Kate Bishop: So Clint, what's your superhero catchphrase?

Clint Barton: I don't have a catchphrase.

Kate Bishop: What?! Oh come on, you have to have a catchphrase! I'm pretty sure your Avenger friends had some-

Clint Barton: -no they didn't. Except Steve and his "I can do this all day".

Kate Bishop: Well, let's change that now. Hmmm...how about...right as you fire off your killing arrow, you tell the bad guy, "Bad Guy Name, you have FAILED this city!"

Clint Barton: ...

Kate Bishop: ...

Clint Barton: ...that's pretty good, actually.

Kate Bishop: See! I told you-

Clint Barton: -but it's taken.

[icyr0ads]

S.T.A.R. Labs Shenanigans part 11

Barry: Hello? Did you not read the Lord of the Rings in high school?

Oliver: No, I had sex in high school.