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insufficiently-advanced

ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

depsidase

greenflamestherabbit

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

cantankerouscanuck

neofooturism

the doctor

vfevermillion

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fairycosmos

bro it doesn’t feel like ‘christmas eve’ at all it feels like ‘reality but slightly to the left’

thesylverlining

None reality with left Christmas

mariamlovesyou

losing my mind losing my mind

randomgermancupcake

N64 graphical glitch

dragongirltitties

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

drtanner

GET DOWN

impishglee

keanu reeves laughing in the interviewers face at the concept of nfts. another win for the 1/4 chinese gang

impishglee

LMAO

honestlyitsjustsam

What a man

liquidstar

i cant believe there are people out there who will only watch an anime if its on a streaming service like have you forgotten your roots? the anime episodes split up into 3 parts on youtube in low quality? the fansubs that just did whatever the fuck they wanted half the time? the websites that are almost certainly mining your data for bitcoin while showing you terrible ads? they were there for you long before you even knew what crunchyroll was

liquidstar

netflix subs just wont give you gifts like this

alex-fa-ch

...what

alex-fa-ch

This is already going wild places Im-

alex-fa-ch

TO SOMEONE ON CHEMO TH0UGH??

alex-fa-ch

What must their home life be like. Like if these are their power games. What goes on behind closed doors. What the fuck.

tearstainedbugatti

yesitisijessie

Naruto running my way out of here is my new catchphrase

broadway-aradia

it was this comment by OP that really took me out

laeffy

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

laeffy

How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god

rue-by-another-name

the biggest lie i ever told & how my husband came to protect it

for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and it makes me gag and makes my throat feel gross after eating it and so i don’t really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don’t like peanut butter they’d get all defensive like “peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!” and then i’d have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds.

but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i’m just allergic to peanuts because that way it’s not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter - it’s now like i’m a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me.

but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when i’m at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn’t eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret.

and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, “i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes.”

and if that isn’t love then i don’t know what is.

herallalong

the urge to bite someone cuz you love them

thuriweaver

roboco-san

dislike when ppl say to children things like "wait until you live in the real world" or "welcome to the real world" when something makes them unhappy or bad things happen to them. children are people. they live in the same world you do, and their experiences and reactions to their experiences are just as real as your own. comfort them instead of dismissing them

roboco-san

anyway children are real people and should be treated as such

call-me-noa

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

helloitsbees

everythingfox

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theotherendcomics

Sweet relish is my secret ingredient when making chicken fingers. Don’t tell anybody

Get my halloween merch on teepublic

frutiger--aero

fulminata2

When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.

Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.