Rainbow Explosion

Hey hello! I'm Susan! like all of the things. :3 Especially things that are really spiritual or make me laugh. Skype: timepixie. I love my theme too much to add links, but there are hidden pages:/myface; /aboutme

[pixiebootsana]

*After announcing the three champions that will compete in the triwizard tournament, Dumbledore grabs a fourth paper that just came out of the goblet of fire*

Dumbledore: Harry Potter

Harry:

Ron:

Hermione:

Ginny:

Fred, George and Lee Jordan:

Cedric:

Fleur:

Victor:

Draco:

Gryffindors:

Hufflepuffs:

Slytherins:

Ravenclaws:

The Teachers Table:

[awesome-rayne101-universe]

This is actually kind of perfect….

[ashermajestywishes]

The Ravenclaws!

[jupitersdaughterr]

all these pretty girls and you expect me to be straight?

[turing-tested]

god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass

[fuzzprobably]

the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet

[turing-tested]

that’s because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

[ourstrangeduet]

I said it once n Ill say it again. Let . girls. be. disgusting. little. oily. gremlins.

[sailor-slam-dunk]

no offense but how come none of y’all can just like or dislike something normally. it’s always gotta be “this is literally fucking flawless and pure” or “this is shit and you’re an immoral person for liking it” it’s so. Uncomfortable

[knifefightscene]

Ccvvcvbbvvbb

[valtsv]

broke: rating people by number (like: “shes a 10”)

WOKE: rating people by song

[valtsv]

babe ur so africa by toto

[marisatomay]

new ask meme lmk what song u think I embody

[spacethefinalfucktier]

Star Trek and Star Wars are both about blonde farm boys going to space for the drama of it all

[capt-sulu]

[bazptich]

that’s valid laura

[klubbhead]

Memes but with the wrong caption

[klubbhead]

I’m not sorry.

[dancingismycupoftea]

I love all of these can we start using them?

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Imagine a group of humans and aliens talking about their home worlds while in the ship’s canteen. One world is covered entirely by water (the crew members from there have to wear special masks to help them absorb the oxygen they need from the air); one is full of rare minerals and littered with what, on any other planet, would be precious stones and one is carpeted with dense vegetation and has the more biodiversity than any other planet.

Once they’ve all finished talking about their own planets, everybody turns to the humans and asks them what Earth is like. They’re only doing it to be polite though. They haven’t heard much about humans (except the usual stories, and only fledglings believe in those) and they can’t really believe that these fleshy bald looking things come from anywhere even remotely as interesting as their own planets.

There’s a pause and then one of the humans speaks up, “well, I come from a part of Earth called ‘England’ and, to be honest, it’s nothing like as cool as your planets sound. It’s alright though. We got some snow last year, so I’m hoping that we’ll have some this year as well when I get back.”

“Snow?” one of the water breathers asks, hissing slightly through their mask, “what’s that?”

“Frozen water that falls from the sky.” The human explains, “it’s really fun to play with. It’s only called snow when it’s soft though— when it’s hard it’s called hail. Nobody likes hail, you can’t do anything with it and it hurts if it hits you. I looked up during a hail storm once,” she adds, “when I was a kid. Huge hailstones and one hit me right in the eye! Hurt like Hell.”

“Is your planet really cold then?” one of the aliens asks, sounding doubtful since nothing has looked less equipped to deal with cold weather than a human.

“No,” she says, “not everywhere. England’s pretty cold, but in the Summer sometimes we get heatwaves. Last year I went out in one and forgot to wear suncream and got sunburn all down my arms.”

“Your planet’s sun… burned you?” a horrified creature asks, “was it painful?”

“Not really, just stung a bit,” she shrugs, “it was fine once the skin started to peel.” (At the back of the crowd that has now amassed around their table a voice says “I didn’t know humans moulted.” and another, horrified sounding voice replies “that’s because they don’t!”) the human continues on regardless. “It was really annoying actually, because it meant I couldn’t go out for a bit without wearing a jacket. Then when my burns had finally healed, I wanted to go to the beach, but when I got there there was this huge thunderstorm and I had to go home again.”

“Thunderstorm?” the word is whispered, mainly because the person asking secretly hopes the human won’t hear them so they won’t have to know.

“It’s when the clouds get all dark and it starts raining,” the human explains and everybody sighs with relief. Most planets have rain. “The clouds make these really loud banging noises,” she continues, “that’s the thunder, and electricity shoots down from the clouds— that’s called lightning. Sometimes people get hit by it, a few people even survive. I once—”

But one of her human friends cuts her off. “God,” he says, “you Brits are so boring, always talking about the weather!”

While she argues with him, the creatures seated around the table stare at them in astonishment and start to give a little more credit to those old stories. Because, though they look pretty harmless, a species would have to be tough to be able to survive on a planet where a person could be pelted with ice, burned by the sun and nearly electrocuted by the sky and then have another person describe those experiences as boring!

[ladybugastronaut]

@nekoabi

[wyrmwizard]

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

[wyrmwizard]

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

[p0kegifs-blog]

[avatarjason]

Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE 

[jothchick]

“demisexuality is normal.”

so you’re saying you’ve never wanted to fuck a celebrity?

you’ve never felt sexually attracted to a perfect stranger?

you only feel any sexual attraction to someone after you take the time to get to know them personally?

demisexuality isn’t the norm. but if you answered yes to all of these questions, there’s a good chance you might be demisexual.

[timepixie]

It me! I quite honestly never understood what wanting to fuck a celebrity or anyone who I don’t know intimately was like...I can say that they’re pretty aesthetically, but to actually imagine myself in a sexual situation with them doesn’t happen. Just trying to for the purpose of this post made me uncomfortable lol.

[precociousreader]

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: the tv show iCarly always portrayed Spencer as some bumbling idiot after dropping out of law school after three days, but they disregard the fact that this means Spencer did in fact finish college with a degree and knew enough about the law to pass his entrance exams and had good enough grades in his classes to be accepted into a law school therefore the image that they portrayed of him being stupid is false, he was simply a man who realized his passion lied elsewhere and he wasn’t going to pay a tuition for a law school studying that when his heart wasn’t in it. he was a smart man with the knowledge and capability to do anything, and he chose his art

[memeconsumer69]

shit hes right.