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mildcuricsity‌:

❛ well, i suppose it depends on whether or not you believe me. your stories must be far more credible. ❜ oh, how little she knows… she smirks, just gentle enough to register. it’s not something she will commonly admit to, after all, and even a woman as conscientious as barbara can’t ignore the illicit excitement of the truth. ❛ — i met an alien in a junkyard, fifty years ago now, and he took us travelling through time. OH, it must sound ridiculous, but i swear it. ❜

“Yeah? Funny thing, I met two teachers in a junkyard once! Good people! Granddaughter loved ‘em, right proper folks. Wonder how she’s doin’? I’ll have to call her later, you know how kids are.” At this point it wasn’t even clear if she was being coy or just that aloof. Probably a bit of both. “Haven’t talked to those two in a dozen lifetimes it feels like, really need to catch up some time.”

#mildcuricsity #the doctor: a show off and a moron all at once

of2814

@timesbeyond // STARTER CALL

“You know, maybe it’s ‘cause I’m not from around here–” not that it isn’t obvious from the accent, which tends to stick out in these here London parts– “But I don’t think that’s a normal thing.”

timesbeyond

“Oh! Bravo! You noticed that, eh? Humans never seem to jump right into it these days! Spot on!”

#of2814

mildcuricsity‌:

❛ well, you seem sensible enough. though i’m sure it would stretch your belief, even if you are a madwoman. ❜ it can’t be ignored that she’s smiling. there’s an inexplicable comfort to the conversation, something that barbara can’t put her finger on - perhaps it’s ridiculous to find mystery in the every day, but even after all these years, she’s never ignored her intuition. ❛ — well, i suppose you’d LOVE this one, in that case. the middle of the tale felt like infinity, but it was all tangled up. ❜

“A madwoman? Am I? I keep forgetting that.” When you’ve spent the last few millennia as a man it’s hard to shake the confusion. “Oh, do tell! I got all the time in the cosmos! I could tell you a story or two of me own really, if ya like. After though! Go on then!”

#mildcuricsity #honestly same fgyrhduj

mildcuricsity

❛ OH, you’d think me mad if i told you !! ❜ and perhaps there is a bit of madness in her, as there must have been in them all to survive in that strange little ship, but she has held to the difficult illusion of rationality with PRIDE, and a strong instinct favours that she cling to it for just a while longer yet ( though she will note this: the woman - this stranger, with an unknown face but a familiar soul - has brought her closer to the confession of her travels than anyone since the halcyon days of her return ). ❛ i’m afraid i wouldn’t know where to BEGIN! ❜

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timesbeyond

“Oh yeah? I’m pretty mad meself, t’ be honest.” Barbara! Brilliant wonderful old Barbara! Hadn’t seen her in- two thousand years? Time flies when you were having fun. She’d decide to spill who she was to her former traveling companion when she remembered she should probably do that. “Oh, start in the middle, then! Love me a good non-linear tale!”

#mildcuricsity #i am SO here for this

thoughtsmash‌:

“Yeah? So am I. So are a lot of people, actually.” He checks his PDA, looking through the systems readings. Low level psychic abilities, low level cosmic radiation, unknown DNA sequence… plus she appeared in a teleporting phone box. Okay. Weird, but he can handle it.

“If you made your way here, I assume you know that the security systems are the least of your worries.” He disarms the system, but leaves the jammers on. No signals go in or out. “The next question is, who are you and what do you want?”

“I said already, I’m the Doctor! Hello!” She waved. “You superheroes, always so suspicious! At least in this universe, s’why I stick to mine usually. Love what you lot have done with the place though! Very impressive for a couple a’ humans.”

She pulled out her Sonic Screwdriver and gave the surrounding air a quick scan. “Mind you, still prefer mine. Much homier. Right! Anyway! Time Lord, that’s me. Planet Gallifrey, 10-0-11-00:02 from galactic zero center. Don’t bother lookin’, it ain’t there! I’ve checked. Means no me in this universe, tragic. I’m pretty great when you get to know me.”

#thoughtsmash #bruce: who #doctor: you said the thing!

timemenace replied to your post: ‘ we’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in...

“You were emo after you killed our whole race, yeah.”

“Oi! Pocket dimension! Doesn’t count!”

#timemenace

timemenace replied to your post: ‘ i’m alive out of spite. ’ crispy

“I’ve come to take back what is mine!!”

“That bein’ some burn cream? ‘Cuz from here ya look more like you’re starting to chafe.”

#timemenace

‘ we’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world. ’ from missy

“I don’t figure I was ever that emo. Maybe back in my NINTH or TENTH face a bit...”

#timemenace

‘ i’m alive out of spite. ’ crispy

“Ya got that right, mate.”

#timemenace

‘ destroy the idea that i can be stopped. that i can be defeated by mortal hands. ’

“Alright mate, tone it down maybe two notches, yeah?”

#chaosthry

littlelovelymemes

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withextra

DOCTOR WHO SERIES ‘THE SNOWMEN’ + 7B sentence meme (7A here). feel free to change context/pronouns/etc as necessary.

What’s wrong with silly?

Oi! Where are you going? I thought we were just getting acquainted.

I am opposed to your current apathy.

Don’t worry. No one’s going to hurt you.

What’s wrong with dangerous?

Don’t come looking for me. Forget about me. You understand?

I don’t know why I’m crying.

We saved the world, you and me. We really, really did.

I’m way past strange. I think I’m probably incredible.

I’m here as long as you need me.

Actually, he’s about to go on holiday. Kill him when he gets back. Let’s not be unreasonable.

There is such a thing as too keen.

When are you going to explain to me what the hell is going on?

Are you an alien?

I can’t tell the future, I just work there.

Why do you keep looking at me like that?

You’re young. Shouldn’t you be doing, you know, young things, with young people?

Down, boy.

Come back tomorrow. Ask me again.

Do you know, I forget how much I like it here. We should come here more often.

Can you pretend like I’m totally a space alien and explain?

However lost you may feel, you’ll never really be lost. Because I will always be here, and I will always come and find you. Every single time.

We don’t walk away.

You are unique in the universe.

Actually, I think I may have made a bit of a tactical boo-boo.

You remind me of someone. Someone who died.

I’m not a bargain basement stand-in for someone else.

I’m not going to compete with a ghost.

They’re scared? I’m scared.

How did I do? Was I okay?

Actually, it went just about as badly as it could have done but that wasn’t my fault.

Is this how you want history to remember you?

So, where’s the ghost? Show me the ghost. It’s ghost time.

I’m giving you a face. Can you see me? Look at my face.

I dare you. No takesies backsies.

There’s no need to actually hold my hand.

Don’t trust him. There’s a sliver of ice in his heart.

To you, I’m a ghost. We’re all ghosts to you. We must be nothing.

Not everything ends. Not love. Not always.

Every lonely monster needs a companion.

This isn’t a ghost story, it’s a love story!

I know what I said. I was the one who said it.

I’d explain if I had some charts and a board pen.

I’m so, so sorry. Sorry. Please, please forgive me.

Secrets protect us. Secrets make us safe.

Time mends us. It can mend anything.

I don’t want to forget.

I need to know if you feel safe. I need to know you’re not afraid.

You’re the boss.

I’d love to stay and help clear up the mess, but…

The boss. Yep, that’s me. I am the boss.

I think that was the most fun I’ve had in my whole life.

I hate the future. It’s stupid. There’s not even phone service.

Why can’t you just leave me alone?

You think he knows what he’s doing?

You don’t have to be lonely.

Sorry, but you’re about to make a very big mistake.

Was your mum deep on puddings?

I’m a time traveller. I’ve probably time-travelled more than anyone else.

Are you all right, my love? Can you hear me?

He didn’t even say goodbye. He doesn’t like endings.

Have we… Have we done this before?

Here I am, late to my own funeral. Glad you could make it.

Have you ever thought what it’s like to be wanderers in the fourth dimension?

You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.

Whatever you’re thinking of doing, don’t.

If this works, get out of here as fast as you can. And spare me a thought now and then.

You are always here to me. And I always listen, and I can always see you.

I thought it would hurt too much. I thought it would hurt me, and I was right.

It’s hard to leave when you haven’t said goodbye.

Just this once, just for the hell of it, let me save you.

The name you choose, it’s like… it’s like a promise you make.

What I did, I did without choice.

@jadehearted

“No, wouldn’t try that. Bad idea.”

#jadehearted

alyafae-a

* GIFT FROM THE STARS. ( @timesbeyond // 13. & SKY)

Eyes filled with sadness look up at the blonde woman. ❝ You’re leaving. ❞ It wasn’t a question for she knew it was a fact. The arrival of the Doctor had been an exciting thing for her to experience and Sky had found herself to grow rather fond of her. And now she would leave them again for probably a long time. ❝ Take me with you. Please. ❞ She was almost begging, the idea of seeing more of the universe than just earth sounded too tempting to not voice her desire.

timesbeyond

“Yeah, kinda.” Sarah Jane, she really knew how to raise a brilliant kid. Lots of her in this one, she could tell already. But to take her along, that was a tough call. She loved Sarah, one of her best friends, but that was a pretty big reason to consider declining. “Right, Sky -brilliant name by the way, love it- I wouldn’t want t’ make your Mum upset.”

#viividpurity