shark vs the universe
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noise dept.
we're not kids anymore.
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Kaledo Art
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Today's Document
Xuebing Du
#extradirty
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Cosmic Funnies
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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by artist Maggie Vandewalle
creepy + ghostly mushrooms
Briscoe Park
Happy Sunday! How was mass? What are you giving up for lent?
I am not Catholic
Someone in a darkened room in front of a conspiracy board crosses off "Catholic"
Religions are just cults of untaxed businesses fighting over followers, I mean customers* they don’t believe in anything
Alright man
The Tower - Tarot Card by Melissa Houpert
This artist on Instagram
13 year old me would be absolutely screaming right now
Like hardcore these are the pants, the shoes, the makeup look I wanted so fucking bad all throughout my teens
I wish “the talk” was this simple for human parents- the undead have it so easy.
Me: I don’t really have a type Also me:
I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.
It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.
Screw it, Encanto characters and tarot major arcana, let’s go, I am making snap decisions and y’all are more than welcome to offer alternatives.
Alma: The Hierophant - Spiritual wisdom, religious beliefs, conformity, tradition, institutions.
Julieta: Temperance - Balance, moderation, patience, purpose OR The Empress - Femininity, beauty, nature, nurturing, abundance
Pepa: The Moon - Illusion, fear, anxiety, subconscious, intuition
Bruno: The Tower (lol) - Sudden change, upheaval, chaos, revelation, awakening
Agustin: The Fool - Beginnings, innocence, spontaneity, a free spirit
Felix: The Sun - Positivity, fun, warmth, success, vitality
Isabella: The Magician - Manifestation, resourcefulness, power, inspired action
Dolores: The Hermit - Soul-searching, introspection, being alone, inner guidance
Luisa: Strength (duh) - Strength, courage, persuasion, influence, compassion
Camilo: Death - Endings, change, transformation, transition
Mirabel: Wheel of Fortune - Good luck, karma, life cycles, destiny, a turning point OR The Chariot - Control, willpower, success, action, determination
Antonio: The Star - Hope, faith, purpose, renewal, spirituality
Mariano: The Lovers - Love, harmony, relationships, values alignment, choices
Something something either Casita or the encanto itself might be The World and maybe the candle is Judgement but I’m good here, thanks for coming to my TED talk, fight it out in the comments.
What Tarot’s Advice Would Sound Like if the Cards Were Your Friends
The Fool
“Why are you such a coward these days? When we were 12, you said you’re a Gryffindor. Liar.”
The Magician
“You can do it! Not because I believe in you, but because I’ve seen your competition and they’re fucking losers.”
The High Priestess
“Is the sky blue? Is it cold inside the fridge? How does it feel to be asked questions with answers that are so obvious?”
The Empress
“You have to stop and smell the roses. If there are no roses nearby, that’s your fault. The fuck didn’t you plant some?”
The Emperor
“I’m fit because I work out. You’re not because you don’t. Instead of being jealous of me, just go to the damn gym.”
The Hierophant
“Nothing has changed. The sun still rises every morning. The moon still borrows its light. Your ex is still a little bitch.”
The Lovers
“Learn to love yourself before you love someone else. Where will you put the icing if you haven’t baked the cake?”
The Chariot
“Unlike your mom who waits 30 minutes when you said you only needed 5 more, life won’t put up with your lazy shit.”
Strength
“Don’t cover your scars. They’re proof that you lived. And that you were a dumbass sometimes, but a dumbass who lived.”
The Hermit
“It will rain today. You’ll get mud on your shoes and the traffic will be a bitch. Stay inside where nothing can hurt you.”
Wheel of Fortune
“Luck’s all around you. Buy a lottery ticket. Ask for a raise. Tell your ex you still love him. Unless he’s a fuckboy, then let him rot.”
Justice
“Remember that asshole who always called you fat in kindergarten? Check their Instagram. Ask them who’s fat now.”
The Hanged Man
“You only have two hours to chill. So either take a nap or watch a movie. Not both. Learn the meaning of sacrifice.”
Death
“Something’s dying today, and it looks like it’s your fashion sense. Green and red, really? What are you, an elf?”
Temperance
“Breathe in, breathe out… In, out… Ten more times. And if you still wanna slap someone after, then fine, I’ll hold the bitch down.”
The Devil
“Don’t move on with your life. Don’t get over shit. Just spend the whole night obsessing about your 7-year-old mistake. DO IT!”
The Tower
“You know how most of the time you just fade in the background? This isn’t one of those times. Go out there and burn the place down!”
The Star
“Take a day off. Go on YouTube. Listen to one of those subliminals shit. Try it for fun. Maybe it will work. Who knows?”
The Moon
“Actually, it’s very clear. You’re just muddling the facts with your delusions and fantasies. Girl, you’re better than this.”
The Sun
“Whatever you did… it’s not the end of the world. And what if it is? Everyone who witnessed your stupidity will also perish. It’s all good.”
Judgement
“That thing you’re thinking of? Do it. That person you’re crushing on? Ask them out. Last chance, boy. It’s now or never.”
The World
“You’re in a very good place. Thank your past self for crawling so you could run. Go do something stupid. You’re totally protected.”
Good morning my friend
bears head tooth
10.10.2021
some dark forest pics 💚🤎🍄
what if we got lost here? x x
