A HANDFUL OF MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS
* assorted dialogue most likely taken from taskmaster, adjust as necessary
i don't know what the hell is going on.
you know i'm strong, so if i break this, that's on you.
i'm under a lot of stress.
are you going to explain yourself?
what am i gonna do with that?
it could take a few months.
there's something inside this.
i'm good at this! i'm very good.
can you argue with me though?
we'll come back to that later.
i would have done it... if you'd done your fucking job.
say it. we're all adults here.
god, i almost believed you.
listen, i don't care about that.
where's the cheese grater?
live your truth. if you like it, you like it.
i don't feel good saying this.
would you like some dessert?
i didn't say it was going to be funny.
the least i could do was rob him.
they're all pieces of shit.
how do you make cereal? do you add the milk first, or add the cereal first?
this has been a weird week for me.
i dressed as spongebob to go to a party.
i find it religiously insensitive.
let's never speak of it again.
maybe you and i could hang out sometime.
i didn't realize you had a degree.
can i play a saxophone? no.
there's a dignity in total failure.
i am happy any day that i'm with you.
i just feel like we've got so much in common.
what life choices brought you here?
we're creatures of habit, aren't we?
would you like some champagne?
so... i've set it on fire.
when i don't smile, people think i'm dead.
that's my favorite bee gees song.
i'm in quite a lot of pain.
what's your favorite swear word?
you're doing so well today!
this is where the magic doesn't happen.
nice to know i'll never find love.
i don't know if you can tell, but i feel quite lonely.
neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor?
don't know what's going on... but then to be honest, i've not had a clue what's going on for most of this.
do you feel any sense of shame?