TimMad So Mad

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[eggmondsammich]

Modern AU where Doflamingo is the goose on college campus who spends his days harassing students and staff. Nicknamed Doflamingoose.

They start a “Goose Watch” segment in the college newspaper

[probablybadrpgideas]

High intelligence characters can roll to figure out they’re in a game, while high wisdom ones can roll to notice the real world. In addition, high dexterity characters can roll to hide from the GM, high constitution characters can roll to resist the control, high charisma characters can roll to tell the player what to do and high strength characters can roll to punch through the fourth wall and beat the crap out of the chucklefucks who are controlling their life.

[lucy09e3]

[fortunefavorsthebrave-dude]

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kiracles]

[trafalgarlawsdepression]

Usopp: At this point we aren't just flirting with disaster. We're rounding third base and asking if disaster has any condoms

[finalfantasyvii]

[fulsvamp-archive]

he legy 

[dare-i-say-asexual]

when i was a kid i thought i was homophobic for wishing i was a lesbian because lesbians are oppressed so it felt disrespectful to want to be one. which means i spent years feeling guilty for being homophobic but turns out i’m just an idiot who was a lesbian the whole time

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i found out i wasnt homophobic because this girl and i in high school had mutual feelings for each other. one day we were talking and i was going on about how i wish i was a lesbian because i was so attracted to her and wanted to be with her so badly and she just looked at me like I was like “I need you to understand you’re literally describing being gay”

[nikkalick]

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

[jungwildeandfree]

“This curse of the gods can never be undone!”

“…unless.”

“…….unless…”

[swanofmischief]

Wait but if we go in order

Justin is the one measuring our thread (ok)

Travis is the one weaving it (comforting)

And Griffin is cutting it (terrifying)

[nikkalick]

Griffin is the most chaotic of the brothers. He’s the only one who could wield that kind of power my good dude

[incorporealbastard]

Griffin, about to end my time on this earth: UHHHSNYYYYYUUUP

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[alisonzai]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[elennastarwards-deactivated2023]

[jumex]

are you okay

is anyone

[jemandtherobots]

since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny

[homunculus-argument]

historical text: contains the word “urinomancy”

rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.

me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

[blackpyrefly]

trans girls’ voices are sooooo pretty and nice to hear i have never heard a trans woman’s voice that i would not listen to for ages

[carbonated-water-official]

This is a very good post thank you for the vocal support