Watching Back to the Future and the Hill Valley citizens' impression of "Calvin Klein" must be wild. Some kid shows up for like a week dressed like a sailor. Apparently he's the nephew of the local crackpot inventor, and Lorraine Baines' dad hits him with his car. He has his name sewn into his underwear but tries to get people to call him Marty. He hangs around the school but instead of going to class he just has a very strong interest in getting two random students who've never met each other to go to the dance together. All the girls have a crush on him. He steals a kid's scooter and gets Biff Tannen to crash his car in manure. He turns out to be a square who won't smoke or drink or make out with Lorraine, but rumor has it he stole Biff's wallet. Afterwards he collapses while playing guitar at the dance, though he gets back up and finishes playing. He plays a song nobody's heard of, and Chuck Berry plagiarizes it. Biff swears he saw him flying away, and that was the last anyone had seen of him. Thirteen years later he starts a fashion brand.





















