the timperley world of water must be built

imagine if all references to the hacienda in ivan chtcheglov's essay "formulary for a new urbanism" were replaced with timperley world of water, but history otherwise remained the same. basically i wish my nostalgia for a local aquatics store was of the same magnitude as the nostalgia those old enough to remember the hacienda have for the hacienda.

[mayonaizs]

maybe we shuold make really round car to balance out the cybertrucks

[ninjastar107]

The Peamobile. One for everyone now.

[bugmuscle]

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

[timperleyworldofwater]

rewatching pillion and if it was set in the north i think colin's family would have nipped it right in the bud and asked if his first rendezvous with ray was to go dogging because genuinely that's the only reason you'd meet outside a Primark on Christmas day innit

[997]

this is it, this is the tiktok that will make me lose it entirely

[timperleyworldofwater]

why the fuuuck would you ride your ebike directly behind someone on the pavement when the road is completely empty. the highway code applies to you too dingus oh my GOD

[timperleyworldofwater]

mr doodle pisses me off so bad

[timperleyworldofwater]

kissing Firefox on the mouth for adding split view tabs btw

[timperleyworldofwater]

eyebrow dysphoria cured with navy blue mascara

[timperleyworldofwater]

having thicker eyebrows would actually solve this but it has to do for now plus it's #funkymakeup which is the only makeup i know how to do really

[timperleyworldofwater]

eyebrow dysphoria cured with navy blue mascara

[timperleyworldofwater]

does mamdani sing everyone to sleep and give them a teddy bear as well because i've never seen someone in local government work so hard it's incredible

[timperleyworldofwater]

posting about how a recent graduate is like the 6th in their bloodline to have attended and graduated from your uni is a little bit tone deaf when you're also encouraging applications from first generation uni starters SORRY!!!!!!

[pjackk]

[heavensickness]

[nighthaunting]

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

[beesmygod]

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

[neutral-wizard]

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

[weaselle]

going to start saying The Magnet Is Always On the way some people say God Has A Plan

[timperleyworldofwater]

i miss my dog!!!!!!

[samsketchbook]

And the Beautiful Sun Shined On Him

[theyshapedlikefriends]

NICI Bat Agatha