EVAN MYERS (SFW)/HABIT (NSFW) PRIEST HEADCANONS!!
(did i mention i like everymanhybrid 😳)
(NSFW! DISTURBINGISH KINKS)
-Evan isn’t a stranger when it comes to greeting others at the main doors of the church! Especially not with you.. After confessing how you feel inside the confession booth (not face to face of course..) to him—— he can’t help but let his face light up everytime he sees you. He’ll always try and fire up another desperate conversation with you with the typical “𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥!-- 𝘢𝘩𝘢𝘩, 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺.. 𝘪 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵..”
-Evan loves to secretly compliment you to avoid rumors from spreading to the public (neighborhood) he’d look you up and down as he gives a subtle compliment such as “𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯——𝘪𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶!” or “𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘺.." He wishes he could say more but is way too scared of being judged by the lord himself.
-Evan LOVES it when your close to him/around him in the church, he feels as if it’s the only sort of connection he’ll get with you aside from the awkward hugs that he tries to soak in by patting your back and embracing you a little. Sometimes he’d even catch you staring at his arms whilst everyone is praying—— he’d stare at you for a few seconds before looking away as your eyes move up to his face.
-Evan is a very empathetic priest! since it’s obviously his job to offer forgiveness from God to others, he tries extremely hard to take in all the pain you tell him. Although being taken over by HABIT a lot ruins his ability to take time for others (including you) and actually wishes how much pain he could take away.(sometimes by praying lol)
-Evan is very touchy! although he dosent mean to, he enjoys it as it gives him comfort from the trauma he’s endured and how empty his life partially is. He’d do small things like caressing his hand over your shoulder as he walks infront of you with a big grin, or tracing circles on your back as you tell him all of the anger you’ve built up from that day. You wish it were more, but he could never commit a sin—— although he thinks he hasn’t??..
-Evan disappears every now and then and comes back during service looking horrible, everyone’s convinced he’s been overtaken by a demon (although they aren’t far off..) but never step in to ask if he’s okay. The moment he notices you coming up to him, he wipes his eyes as and gives you a grin trying to distract you from his state “𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?.." when you’d you step a bit closer to make sure he’s okay, he’d instantly shrug it off as if he’s fine—— nodding his head at you as he puts both his hand on each side of your arms. Although later that day it’d be the only thing he’d think about, how much you cared for him. ꒰ ᐢ ◞‸◟ᐢ꒱
-HABIT is a VERY sinful and blasphemous guy, he is NOTHING like Evan when it comes to you. He refuses to participate in any of that respectful, pure mannerism shit. If he catches you in an outfit he likes, he’d wolf-whistle or say something out-loud to fluster you “𝘞𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘢 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘩? 𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘦..” or “𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘮' 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘯!"at first you thought it was Evan saying such things to you!, but after discovering more about him you realize it’s HABIT.
-HABIT gives you animal-like nicknames such as ‘Rabbit’, ‘Fawn’, or ‘Bun.’ He believes it makes you seem more prey-like, his favorite one to use during Hide and Seek (yes he’s that freaky) with you is ‘Rabbit’. It makes him feel more like a predator okay??..
-HABIT LOVES to make you beg for more during sex, the excitement he gets from hearing your disappointment as he stimulates you to then immediately stop. You’d call out for him yet he’d just shake his head and give a snarky reply “𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘴!, 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘈𝘓𝘞𝘈𝘠𝘚 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.. 𝘏𝘦𝘩, 𝘈𝘓𝘞𝘈𝘠𝘚.” he’d always bring up God to scare you into doing what he says, when you’d finally give in and praise every inch of him, he’d slap your rear end with a “𝘈𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭.” after it. (๑ ᷇ 𖥦 ᷆๑)
-HABIT will definitely try and indulge you in bloodplay/push you into having a bloodkink, the site of you covered in blood or weak because of him does alot of unholy things imaginable.. “𝘈𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦??.. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘪 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘓𝘓 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦..𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦” which he’d then point to the sky like a idiot. “𝘋𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴..”
-HABIT will do his best to embarrass you during church service, if it’s either touching you down your back to your ass (which he’d then grab), or calling you out during a prayer—— ANYTHING to see your face red and you humiliated. Of course he’s always forced to apologize about it later “𝘈𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵! 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘐'𝘮 sorry 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺?? 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵?”
-HABIT makes you read the bible whilst he spanks you, watching you struggle gives a boost in his ego. “𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦? 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵." he’d send another slap to your ass as your almost able to finish the verse that took you long enough from his teasing.
-HABIT obviously doesn’t see god as anything rather than Evan does, he could never help but roll his eyes whenever someone would be preaching or doing any religious performance. He’d look over at you and do a choking motion to himself which you try very hard not to laugh at—— but he is unfortunately VERY funny for a maniac.
-HABIT would always be the cause for a dead animal inside/outside of the church, at first it’d shock everybody including you but as time went on it’d be a speculation of what the reason was—— but aside from that it’d become a ongoing thing that didn’t bother anybody anymore. Although, ONE day it WAS something larger than a rabbit.. Strange how an animal in the area could do such a thing?? (but obviously, you knew.)
thank you guys for reading! （๑ ᷇ 𖥦 ᷆๑)♡
