Elevator Drama: Cube-dweller stories with a side of snark

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Apartment hunting is like job searching. I filled out the application, met the manager, and am waiiiiiiiting to hear if I got it or not. #patienceisnotmystrongsuit

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The struggle is real

Why is it that responding maturely is so much less gratifying than responding immaturely?

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Pitch-slapped

Thanks to the company in our office building with "pitch" in its name, we now have an expression for every time we have to stop on one of your floors.

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Elevator etiquette

When you're the first one on the elevator and are immediately blocked from the buttons by other occupants who Must Stand So Close to them. I'm just along for the ride.