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Bluto Likes to Shake his Ass while He climbs
Bluto is a strange man! he likes to shake his ASS as he climbs like some sort of pervert. admire it while you can. because he wont be around forever you know....
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htps://www.blutonews.org/article/18
Bluto Likes to Shake his Ass while He climbs
Bluto is a strange man! he likes to shake his ASS as he climbs like some sort of pervert. admire it while you can. because he wont be around forever you know....
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression
Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋
i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time
like 2 months ago i saw a single lobster in the grocery store tank that'd somehow lost a rubber band and every other lobster was huddled in the opposite corner of the tank in a big lobster pile (presumably because the freed lobster was an asshole about having a free claw) like. im done with crab in a bucket mentality. You're not even trying to pull everyone else down to get out and climb up yourself, you're just being a dick. Unshackled lobster in a tank mentality
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon
3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.
midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert
getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29
plans for the summer
JERK IT
WRITE RPF
DRINK ALCOHOL
BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE
job ?
LISTEN TO RECORDS
The guilt and shame is never-ending
I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser
Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.