I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue

Well, I'm a adult?! according to my age,... and basically I'm the only sane person in this insane world, or the other way around, depends on your point of view.

[sototallynormaliswear]

[thestereksecretsanta]

Note: Hi Krissy! When reading through your likes, 'anything tea/tea shop or library/book shop related' immediately gave me the vision of a cluttered, cozy bookshop so that's what I ran with - combined with a lil frottage and semi-public sex (depending on whether you imagine one of the boys own the shop and closed it for the day) ;) Happy holidays 🎄

For: @sugareey-makes-stuff

[normal-about-hollanov]

shane gets offered a sponsorship by a brand deal that has been openly bigoted and homophobic which he obviously immediately turn down. it gets passed on to another member of the metros who takes it and shane has to be quietly heartbroken and disgusted bc what is he going to do about it? with someone on his own line? ilya however does not have this issue. next game they play ilya checks them so hard they go flying into the boards and before he skates away he leans in and says just loud enough for them to hear saw you're new campaign. 😄. and if you think shane doesn't see this and ride that thang nasty about it later that night I fear you are sorely mistaken.

[thatstupidone]

Some of my favorite lines I've written for my fic

This fic is a new one I haven't posted yet-

“Do you know why I have brought you here, Stiles?” Geread asked as he carefully stepped down into the room with his arms tucked behind his back. He was the perfect image of control right now.

Stiles shook his head. He had been asking himself that since he woke up. There was no use in kidnapping him, Stiles was only human. He barely had any ties into the pack— hell it would surprise him if anyone actually noticed he was gone —he was their weakest link.

“It’s because you make the perfect message. While you are down here and powerless, your friend is out there running around none the wiser. I mean really, what Alpha fails to protect his packmates?”

His voice was dripping in false sympathy. Stiles bared his teeth— much like a wolf would do —and bit back a growl.

☆★☆★☆

“You are the real monster.” He said, or maybe he yelled, but Stiles couldn’t hear much past the rush of blood and his rapid heartbeat. The smile on Gerard's face turned into something sharper. Warning bells rang in his head as his mind screamed danger and to run.

He quickly realized it was futile to even think about pulling himself up after Gerard pressed his boot harshly into the small of his back and forced him right back onto the ground.

★☆★☆★

“You would make an amazing hunter. I can see it in your eyes, you are strong. It’s a shame that it is so misplaced.”

A broken laugh spilled past chapped lips. He’d maybe have considered being a hunter had this not been his first impression of them. Stiles liked the idea of protecting people from the unknown, of saving someone's life, but he wanted no part of the Argents twisted games.

Gerard paced around the basement, “why do you side with them? At some point you have to realize just how underappreciated you are.”

[shieldofiron]

Derek: I wanna save myself. Kinda.

[beyond-themist]

[whentherainfall]

Stiles trying to flirt: Is that new perfume you using? It smells lovely.

Derek: ..... It's mosquito repellent

Stiles: ...

Stiles: Oh.

[wishingonao3]

crack fic where eli thinks cis!stiles and cis!derek are both his bio parents and he crashes out when he finds out that they didn't make him with magic and stiles isn't actually his bio daddy

"BUT I LOOK JUST LIKE YOU!"

"yeah, Derek has a type."

"BUT I THOUGHT THE NEMETON - "

"Auntie Cora told you that when you were, like, six years old. time to grow up, kid."

[beyond-themist]

Stiles Stilinski is 100% a tumblr guy

You're telling me that this man is researching monsters on the internet and he's not on tumblr?? PFFFTT

He has the most intricately detailed blog curated towards the supernatural and he's dutifully answering asks about the supernatural.

(He's also very active under the monsterfucking tag) (both as a reader and writer)

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Stiles: “Derek and I are dating now.”

Erica: “Now? What the hell do you call what you two have been doing before now?”

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Stiles (clinking his glass): I want to make a toast for my dad.

Stiles: Who told me I couldn't be gay dressed like I usually do.

Stiles: Now I'm married to an alpha werewolf with abs for days.

Everyone: *clapping awkwardly*

Stiles: Where's Danny? Danny, remember how I kept asking you if I was attractive to gay guys.

Stiles: Well... Seems like I am attractive to guys with biceps bigger than my head.

Isaac (whispering to Derek): Is this how you imagined your wedding?

Derek: Word for word.

[shieldofiron]

Aaaand Sterek coded.

[beyond-themist]

My headcanon that cannot pried out of my cold dead hands is that season 1 Derek is a 19 year old kid.

Like look at this dude!!! He's clearly just a kid. A little rough around the edges, a little big of a meaner face but he's just a wee kid. This is how college students look like!!!!!!

The way they make Derek look much older in the later seasons and try to claim that he's in his mid twenties or some shit??? IM CALLING BULLL

I think that was a way to make people stop shipping sterek by introducing a bigger age gap cuz jeff davis sucks.

I will forever and ever and ever stand by that this is just a lost 19 year old kid who is going through so much and he has no adults to help him through anything.

Kid barely knows how to buy groceries or a house or furniture. Look at how he fucking lives man.

[secretzofdarkness]

Stiles can easily lift Derek, and it does definitely not affect Derek in any way. No, absolutely not. It does not make him feel any butterflies nor heat. And no his knees do not stop working after Stiles lifted him that time. Shut up Erica.

_______

More canon that head canon if we think of the pool scene

[bunnyskull152]

I love how he doesn’t state real Stiles as ‘good’ in comparison to the Nogitsune being evil, he’s just real Stiles.

[cloudy-skyscape]

watched the Teen Wolf movie and why did they pick the nogitsune plot if Stiles wasn't going to be there? Because it just doesn't make sense for the nogitsune return and then never interact with its preferred host. Especially because Stiles is now sectioned off from the pack, enough that they didnt inform him of the nogitsune's return. That would make it so much easier for the nogitsune to re-inhabit his body as no one would be there to interrupt it. And with Stiles in the FBI, it would have the ability to up its chaos in a way that would feed it much better than anything it would do in Beacon Hills. It got so far with Stiles when the pack was there, imagine how far into Stiles psyche it could get if they weren't around.

[iamnotathornbird]

i genuinely think dylan o'brien's dual performance of stiles and void!stiles were one of these best performances i've ever seen.