They did not die...

Well, just a fangirl... Arent' we all ?

[trekkedin]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

No I think God stays in heaven to be smug & comfortable & to avoid thinking about the enormous list of screwups & responsibilities they left behind on this hell of a minecraft server, next question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

God doesn’t return to earth for the same reason most of us don’t revisit the DeviantArt accounts we made circa age 14

[unholyhymns]

congress truly does not hold enough fear in their hearts :)))))

[unholyhymns]

HEY, GOD? NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

[everythingfox]

[missvoncheese]

Headcanon is Vance gets Saru to taste makizushi and many other Terran specialties that have seaweed in them, because reasons… and Saru loves every single one of them.

[femestella]

[missvoncheese]

Help, I ship it like Fedex… someone give me an heterosexual explanation as to why Admiral Vance is all righteous authority and ‘commanding Dad’ when he talks to everyone, yet always looks so soft and gentle in front of Saru and never tries to scold him? Yeah no, don’t bother, there’s none. They’re in love.

[tenderspaces]

just hoping saru’s ok 🥺

[soft-galaxies]

actually now that i go back to rewatch vance’s scenes, the latter part of his first episode is supremely funny and cute to me because

he goes from gazing all misty-eyed up at saru during the renaissance analogy scene to

immediately switching back into stern admiral mode when michael brings up the Burn right afterwards aldkjflkgj

but once that’s settled and he looks back at saru:

[soft-galaxies]

(listens to my favorite kelpien talk about the renaissance)

[soft-galaxies]

[scimitar-and-longsword]

Fan fic authors are not professional writers.

Expecting them to be perfect and never make mistakes is setting yourself up to be an asshole.

Do you know how long it takes to write and publish a 60k novel for most published authors? Years. Plural.

That includes time spent writing multiple drafts and doing research and multiple rounds of edits. Access to a professional editor, and the ability to hire sensitivity readers. The list goes on and on and on.

Fan fic authors owe you nothing. They are churning out multiple novel length fics (or the equivalent in one shots) a year while still holding down school/jobs.

And you're gonna jump down their throats because they wrote a pairing differently than you prefer??

Shut the fuck up.

Tags exists for a reason. Read them and move on if the fic is not for you.

I mean really. We all just lived through fucking 2020. Let people enjoy their FAKE gay porn in peace.

Jfc.

[meemalee-deactivated20180104]

Wolverine is ageless.

[maplefiasco]

pack it up, everyone. nothing has ever or will ever top this stupid, perfect joke.

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[cockatielcutie-deactivated20170]

when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”

[brainstatic]

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

[bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher]

Oh you're writing a gay smut fic with a fantasy setting? Don't forget to give one of your characters a