Therapy Is Expensive, But Tinder Is Free

I’m not even hot enough to be on Tinder

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Okay I just matched with like the hottest guy from my high school, so now nobody can tell me I’m ugly because I’ll know they’re lying

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To quote a pickup line a man used on tinder:

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I don’t even know how I’m supposed to responde to this like wtf

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To quote a pickup line a man used on tinder:

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I just saw a 21 year old man named Steve, and that’s a big problem for me

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I think it’s so funny when you look at a man’s tinder and he is a child. Sir, you are 4 foot 2 there is a reason why no one in real life wants to date you because you are a toddler

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To quote a pickup line a man used on tinder:

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To quote a pickup line a man used on tinder:

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Daily updated number of of “Hey” that I’ve gotten on Tinder:

128

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For the record, this is what I have on my tinder profile:

About Me:

La Croix addict who “has a great personality”

I can’t flirt, I will just bully you

I’m actually incurably stupid I don’t know how I made it this far

Interests:

Writer, Comedy, Grab a Drink, Athlete, Movies

Job Title:

Future MILF