Hometown Glory

YOU'RE KILLIN ME SMALLS

[otterize]

I love using etc when I can't think of another thing. like...u figure it out lol

[chthonicillness]

you may ask yourself, what? and you may ask yourself, huh?????

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[theevenprime]

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Hes right

[balamist]

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

[booasaur]

Hacks (2021) - 1x07

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[were-owl-deactivated20241025]

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

I’m kepchup lmao

[fysticalmorest]

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

[kristiemewisstan]

some additions from my own collection

[weepingwillo-deactivated2022071]

[alexisthenedd]

I kept it together until CHEEM CREES

[happifying-things]

here’s your damn fish

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

(Y E E T)

[aireina]

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

[100493503004422]

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

[fluentisonus]

notes apps are like:

carrots

yoghurt

bread

history and fate = same force in opposite directions? fate as forward acting trauma??

flour

meds

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[90stv-deactivated20191212]

i just found this screencap in a folder on my computer labelled “funny” and it was the only image in it

[scull-fucked]

farewell

[buttwyatt]

every episode

youtube link (x)

[itsdansotherblog]

Average trip to the grocery in 2020.

[doctorwhothirteen]

Jodie Foster gets it. 

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

What are you supposed to do? Like in general?

[prideprejudce]

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

[prideprejudce]

[prideprejudce]