[liquidcrystalsky]

Found a folder on my drive called "in case of emergency" was totally ready for it to be some mentally ill thing i did years ago or whatever but i opened it up and it was the full 1993 Live Action Super Mario Brothers Movie

[ruinedchildhood]

This is how the world should be ❤️

[cryoverkiltmilk]

At no point did I predict what happened next in this video.

[coppercreationcreator]

(Tags by prev)

[yourstargazing]

adding notes because i'm 95% sure that this is a catamaran/boat tour in Luderitz, Namibia. You can rent a boat and a guide takes you out and gives you some history of the area (the german concentration camps) and points out various wildlife (seals, penguins etc). We did see a lot of animals when I went, but it was never this exciting!

[awihog]

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed

[pokemonarchive]

ヒノアラシの日 — Cyndaquil Day (2022) Illustrator: Mari Inoue

[louisegluckpdf]

reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this

[louisegluckpdf]

"my very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when i was three" like come ON how did you write the funniest sentence ever by adding a two word parenthetical. leave something for the rest of us

[captain-stretch-nuts]

Mercury, Venus, (uh oh) Pearth, Mars (phew), Djupiter (never mind), Faturn ⁉️, Luranus (kinda French actually), Pneptune

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[holdingforexo]

holding for sehun: day 626 of 639 ↳ EXO SEHUN photographed by Rah In Soo for FOR LIFE | December 2016

[its-sweet-like-cinnamon]

X-FILES Je Souhaite || 07.21

[detectivehole]

beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

[detectivehole]

"met with a girl and she sucked my COCK. sedimentary is a type of ROCK"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You can skip to the next post instnatly with the J key

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

... this was supposed to be a helpful tip on another post, now it looks like I'm being really aggressive about a random post about the beastie boys

[reverendyoda]

Tumblr conversations are funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

[queensinchains]

THE X-FILES 2.14 | Die Hand Die Verletzt

[slayerbuffy]

The X-FIles 11.03 "Plus One"

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with low white spotting

[waistdeepcat]

ƃuᴉʇʇods ǝʇᴉɥʍ ʍol ɥʇᴉʍ (ǝᴉqɹoʇ) ʎqqɐʇ llǝɥsǝsᴉoʇɹoʇ lǝɹǝʞɔɐɯ ʞɔɐlq

[roboriders]

[roboriders]

FUCKKKK I'm not allowed to eat ANYTHING

[roboriders]

YYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

546.8 and 613.2

the periodic table and a balanced diet

[shutyourmoustache]

I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂

[katebeckets]

how to say "I love you" in x-files [226/?] ⤷ 4.22 — “Elegy”

[firestormmaidenanddragon]

Heads up, UK friends.

Discord has implemented the age verification requirement system per the upcoming law going into affect later this week early, so prepare yourself for other sites, which may include Tumblr given the intent is to target adult content which may affect here because of how it still does get posted here, even if the intended targets are the actual site for it.

As of writing, the official petition to have the Online Safety Act repealed is close to 30,000 signatures, but it's barely enough to garner much attention to where it may be dismissed by Parliament, or may get discussed but not getting to where it'll be repealed to actually figure a system that doesn't carry the risk of private information getting leaked.

So again, please help spread and sign the official petition here.

[mankillercalledbunny]

THIS LAW WOULD REQUIRE YOU TO UPLOAD YOUR GOVERNMENT ID TO USE THESE SITES/APPS, especially targeting social media. If you stood up to KOSA in the US, help us stand up to this!

[give-grian-rights]

Boost!!!

[dailytxf]

DANA SCULLY The X Files 2.14