Excited about Deltarune and about things in genera

l name: cat pronouns: they/them IP address: 192.168.2.90

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

if you stack three winter ptarmigans of varying sizes... maybe it would look like a snowman? well, the top one would have to hold a carrot in its mouth. this is a pretty good circle

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[starsciencees]

Just got out of the odyssey screening and yooooo

[obscuretobyfox]

Decided to corrupt Deltarune Chapter 5 and immediately got the scariest fucking thing ever

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[catilinas]

everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.

here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)

get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7

[ex-libris-craux]

mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!

[synth3ticanimal]

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post, which is why you can read it

[todays-xkcd]

Most coffee shops have a descendant of Sophia of Hanover on staff for this, but just as I was about to ask for help, a previously unknown heir of Uther Pendragon who was ordering a muffin tripped on my laptop cord.

Arthurian Connector [Explained]

Trancript Under the Cut

Title: Cursed Connectors #158: The Arthurian

[A mock-up of a plug and socket connector, with the socket being an anvil and the plug being a sword.]

Caption: (Can only be unplugged by a rightful heir to the British throne)

[hbmmaster]

[nine-hyacinth]

i'm really enjoying the way that this makes it sound like it's his fault. like it's blaming him

[soulren]

Arriving for my connecting flight to nebraska in full plate armor. Announcing in a booming tone that I will choose the middle seat

[eategg24]

sits next to you opens my carry on luggage. its full of novelty fridge magnets and i start sticking them onto you

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[rickybabyboy]

He’s doing a dacula

SCARED

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[beartnie]

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that