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[frogsuggest]

friend of the day!

a very special friend come to greet you, she is very shy! be kind!! please say welcome to turtle frog!

she squish!

she soft!

she flat!

have kind eyes!

powerful strong arm!

she perfect in every way!!!

thank you for appreciate her beauty!!

[tintenfischjohn]

So here what I thought I’ve been doing all this time was making myself more mentally stable because like so many things don’t bother me like they use to and I’m so calm but actually!! I just stopped feeling things all together lmao that’s sucks. How do I turn them back on now?

[tackminyard]

im losing my MIND

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

The quotes from this Washington Post article are funny, sure, but here’s a longer quote about some of the theories behind this phenomenon: 

“A seal’s preferred prey — usually fish, octopuses and, of course, eels — like to hide within coral reefs to avoid being eaten, and since the marine mammals don’t have hands, they have to hunt with their faces.

“They like to stick their faces into the coral reef holes, and they’ll spit water out of their mouths to flush things out. And they’ll do all sorts of tricks, but they are shoving their faces into holes,” Littnan said.

Perhaps, he said, a cornered eel decided that the only way to escape or defend itself was to swim up its attacker’s nostril, and young seals who are “not very adept at getting their food yet” were forced to learn a tough lesson.

But Littnan said that theory doesn’t make much sense.

“They’re really quite long eels, and their diameter is probably close to what it would be for a nasal passage,” he said.

He added that a monk seal’s nostrils, which reflexively close when they are diving for food, are very muscular and it would be difficult for any animal to push through.

“I struggle to think of an eel really wanting to force its way into a nose,” he said.

The other way eels might be ending up in nostrils is through throwing up. Similar to how people sometimes end up accidentally spewing food or beverages from their noses, that could also happen to seals, who often regurgitate their meals.

Still, Littnan said it doesn’t seem possible that a “long, fat eel” would end up going through a seal’s nose rather than out of its mouth. The “most plausible” theory, he said, is that monk seal teenagers aren’t all that different from their human counterparts. Monk seals “seem naturally attracted to getting into troublesome situations,” Littnan said.”

So while it’s possible that this is some sort of ridiculous teenage seal behavior, please also remember that there might be alternate explanations and that at this point, they’re all based on conjecture. 

Also, it’s criminal that OP didn’t screenshot the last line of the article. 

“If monk seals could understand humans, Littnan said he has a message for them: ‘I would gently plead for them to stop.’“

[tintenfischjohn]

being a private person who can’t keep their fucking mouth shut is a struggghle

[tintenfischjohn]

Imagine if I could get into more than one thing at a time??? ijustranoutofficstoreadoferasermicanddontknowwhattodowithmyself

[strawberry-minte-deactivated202]

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[tintenfischjohn]

Me... a lil bit tipsy at the end of the night: erasermic or whatever it’s called is cute and I don’t know who to yell about it to because no one I know is into it/is gonna be gay about it enough for me to fawn over it to and tipsy me is uPSET about it and no i don’t wanna get into the fandom to talk about it y’all are nasty and not in a good way bye

[tintenfischjohn]

Me: I don’t need to wear makeup when I go out :)

Also me: bitch if you aren’t gonna wear it when you go out when are you going to wear it?? do you know how much that shit cost??? you are gonna get out that primer this second or i swe-

[tintenfischjohn]

There’s a new guy at work on my team I should probably introduce myself to but instead I’m just gonna wait so long to do it that it gets too awkward to even look him in the eyes let alone say words to him

[babyanimalgifs]

[memewhore]

[pijion]

the wrong one!!!!!!!!

[friendly-animals]

Muffin & Cheese

[noctairy]

[jurassic-backyard]

real Aksamitka hours

[chicken-fluff-butts]

the inside of my brain is just this video playing on loop

[wholegrain-whore]

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