innocent bystander

Christian. ISFJ. Old lady (knits and drinks tea). Technically Presbyterian but CREC coded, I guess? Singer (classical soprano and barbershop baritone). Bookkeeper and tax accountant. Amateur ballerina and stage actor. Still very homeschooled despite five years of college and two bachelor's degrees. Working on a quilt that I designed to be very complicated because apparently I want to make my life difficult. Would love to be a good writer but WHAT IS A PLOT AND HOW DO I DO IT. Sunsets are good for my soul.

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[twunkish-cleric]

Is the person you rebloged this from Sun, Moon or Star-coded? (Say in the tags)

Sun ☀️

Moon 🌒

Star 🌠

Voting ended onJul 3

Extra credit if you provide your reasoning in the tags too ✅

[ned8-back-again]

The horrors are well within my comprehension, but I got work tomorrow

[choasuqeen]

@overthinking-with-katy

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[glitch1920]

[evil-tboys]

[pisshandkerchief]

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

[incorrecttolkienquotes]

In concluthion, I hope I’ve illuthtrated how thtupid you all thound when you thpeak in thuch a dithrethpectful fathion.

- Fëanor, on linguistics and his dead mother, the Shibboleth of Fëanor as recorded in the Histories of Middle-Earth

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

ok mood thank u emily dickinson relatable queen

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[drafthorsemath]

Reblog to trample Pong Krell with an AT-RT.

[notahorseindisguise]

knowing when to hold em and when to fold em is also important for origami

[longstoryshort-143]

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[jimkerk]

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

[crisisoninfintefandoms]

My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.  No keys.  

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.  TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.  But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.  I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?  

So, yeah.  There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere.  And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag.  It fits more anyway.    

[jimkerk]

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

[fair-itself]

Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.

[thesadchicken]

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[anxietyproblem]

[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]