#konner kent

[peachyteaartt]

That white boy’s bisexual greed sickens me

[papayafromtv]

Damian: is the clone coming to dinner later then?

Tim, sighing: no, i’m not allowed to have friends over when Bruce has been drinking alcohol, and he had a couple glasses of wine with brunch.

Damian, confused: since when is that a rule?

Tim: he enforced it last month, after he got drunk with Dick and Kon came round.

Damian: why… what happened?

Tim: he saw Kon walk onto the property without knocking, you know, like usual, and then he burst into tears and screamed ‘EVERYBODY TELLS ME I’M NOT GOOD AT HAVING KIDS BUT EVERYBODY KEEPS GIVING ME MORE KIDS!’

Damian: …geez.

Tim: yeah. Jason laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.

[i-tripped-on-a-rock]

Hello timkon enjoyers

Drew this for an art challenge on Komic’s discord server but I feel like it needs to be seen here. Can you tell I literally never draw backgrounds?

[archiveofmyart]

Do you think about the days when we sat down Smoking ,wine and drinking haze? Or Was it the other way?

[veliya01]

embarrassingly late discovery

first time drawing Tim and Kon as pretty boys, how'd I do?

[robs-your-robins]

Lexcorp Employee: Sir, the asset has disobeyed orders. He's allying with Superman.

Lex, on zero sleep because Kon kept him up all night because he was so excited to see his other dad: You know what? Fuck it, cut the kid loose.

Lexcorp Employee:

Lex: I'm not telling you to kill him. Oh my god, I just meant let him go. I don't know, release him around Gotham or something. Black hair, blue eyes, no parents nearby? Bruce Wayne is probably lying in wait with a butterfly net to add him to his collection.

[thebat-musicman]

*on a double date*

Jon: Damian and I are apartment hunting!

Kon: Oh I think there’s an empty apartment in my building, y’all could move in!

Damian: We dont want to live near you

Jon: He means that in a nice way

Tim: No he doesn’t

Damian: No I don’t

[willow-scorp]

Loving the idea of the batbros being so overly protective of each other especially Tim. specifically when he starts dating and the idea of him having sex or god forbid KISSING someone comes up. (As if he hasn't gone through like half of the young justice team) They are less than okay with it all..

Tim: Bruce I want to invite kon over for dinner is that okay?

Bruce: that's fine but is there any particular reason you're asking me instead of him just showing up like usual?

Tim: be wants a more formal 'meet the parents' dinner.

Bruce: oh? So you're dating?

Tim: ya, for a couple months now.

Bruce: well that's great I'm happy fo-

Jason from across the cave: WHAT?!?!

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Later that night at dinner

Jason, and dick staring daggers at kon

Bruce, surprisingly the most calm about all of this: so, how did this relationship come about?

Kon: it kinda just happened I think. We both liked each other for a while

Tim: ya I don't think we realized until the spin the bottle game tho

Dick*MAJOR SPIT TAKE*

Jason: YOU DEFILED MY BROTHER??!?

Kon, sweating, crying, throwing up:

Damian with his phone out: theres kryptonite in the second cabinet Todd!!!

There is now a video circulating of Bruce Wayne's kids attacking Lex Luthor's son and it creates such a huge scandal that in order to calm things down Kon and Tim have to announce their relationship so the public doesn't think these billionaires'families are going to kill each other. They get labeled as the romeo and Juliette of gotham/metropolis