Hii Im Teddy! I never did an intro for this blog, but this chart template by @cutiecorner convinced me to try!!
My name is Theodore but you can call me Teddy or Theo 🐻
Im an age regressor and my usual age range is 2-6 years old but i can also slide to a bit bigger or smaller
Im a stress regressor and involuntary most of the time, but im not smoll often because i have a lot of everything goin on
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I have a lot of troubles; big anxiety, autism spec, ehlers danlos that makes my body all wobbly, wacky heart and ptsd (but I avoid that so no worries!) 🦻👨🦽
I usually use my cool cane and use mobility braces, and I'd love to meet other disabled littles :³
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I dont post often but I mostly reblog little content and post my agere drawings from time to time! Usually random little things and fandom things 🐻
I tag all my posts with warnings and the things that are important, but let me know when I need to tag things more!!
Sometimes all I want is someone to look at me and say "no one should ever have to go through what you went through. I can't belive so many people cared so little that that happened" and scoop me up in their arms and give me milk and let me be so soft it makes up for all the moments I couldn't be
They are the sibbies ever and you will pry them from my cold dead hands. 🫵🐶
Apparently Sparky lacks the ability to KEEP THEIR PANTS UP. They're feral and excited about their tail I can't fault them really...
This whole drawing exists because me and @rayonscribbles were talking about a non-cop non-establishment alternate version of paw patrol that the phreaklings could actually enjoy... and that there would be merch for it... So... character themed padding >:]]
ALSO HAZ WITH HIS HAIR UNSTYLED ;;; CUTIE ;; and yes his polar bear shirt is shamelessly based off his polar bear skin >:]
[no petre in the tags this time because it's not obvious but trust they are puppies just trust bro...]
hey so remember toys r us an how they were like, "I don't wanna grow up, cuz baby if I did, I couldn't be a toys r us kid" and then like we didn't grow up like i'm saying it was toys r us that OBVIOUSLY cursed an entire generation into age regressors before disappearing off the face of the earth. now look at us. adult kids without a proper toy store
Okay, I hate almost everything of this drawing (his eyes, the colours, the blending, the shadows) but... I can't stop just because I'm scared it's gonna be horrible or people will hate it.
A very quick doodle of them! There’s not enough regressor Aziraphale content out there we need more! I also don’t know how to draw snakes so hopefully it’s okay 😓
Of all the babysitter choices, Buttons is surprisingly good at looking after little Izzy! Peace and quiet while Izzy plays under the sea witch's watchful eye.
In my mind every crewmember takes turns babysitting their little first mate so everybody gets a chance to spend equal amount of time with him. There was some concern when it came to Buttons' turn. After all it shouldn't be possible to look after a tyke when you're quite literally a 4 pound bird. And yet...
Buttons' babysitting is nothing less than magical.
The energy surrounding him is peaceful like the sound of gentle waves crashing on the beach. In the familiar and comfy cabin it keeps Izzy relaxed. When Izzy gets upset from the built up stress and starts spiralling into his thoughts, all it takes to snap him out of his head is Buttons' soft squawk. He sits with the little guy and lets him stroke his feathers until he settles and relaxes again.
Oftentimes other seagulls make appearances, flying in through the cabin window and jump to first exchange greetings with Buttons before going to Izzy who's delighted at the visit. The feathery visitors always bring little bits and pieces for Izzy's collection of trinkets or crafts. All the seagulls crowd to Izzy and make him giggle while playing.
Whenever is time for a snack or dinner, all it takes is a moment of turned attention before a meal seems to miraculously appear out of nowhere. Getting Izzy to eat seems to be easier with Buttons too. Izzy takes turns eating one bite of the food using his hands before feeding Buttons or one of the other seagulls the other bite over and over until the meal is gone (Izzy is too focused on deviding the portions to notice the sheer size of his plate). Izzy is eating well and Buttons can't complain about going hungry himself, so dinner table manners are counted as a fair price.
If Izzy reaches for something dangerous that's been accidentally left out in the open or he wants to do something he's not supposed to, Buttons squawks in alert at him and flaps his wings or gently nips his sleeve with his beak to stop him, turning his head to give him a look. When it comes to listening to warnings, Izzy seems to react more at the bird shaped man, than the other crew (the crew in question lament over that but think it's fair since they also note Buttons' warnings more, and besides it's not like Izzy causes much trouble)
When it's finally time for a nap, Buttons ushers Izzy to his cot flapping his wings before jumping on himself, sitting and tucking his beak into his wings blinking at Izzy until he follows. Once in bed, Izzy softly pats Buttons' feathers until he finally falls asleep. If the shapeshifter's feathers are a bit mussed later, he doesn't so much as squawk his displeasure, and if somebody comments at the untidiness of his wings, they're sure to get a stinkeye.
Most often when Buttons is in charge, Izzy busies himself with drawing or crafting using all the trinkets the other seagulls brought him. He quietly sits with his tongue sticking out, focused on his creations occasionally showing them off to Buttons for a squawk of approval. Buttons keeps a careful eye on everything and catches all the colorful little rocks and beads that roll on the floor every time the ship shifts on the waves with his beak. It's pretty good at catching all the tiny pieces and he often passes particular objects to Izzy when he has trouple spotting what he needs himself.
It's after a day of arts and crafts like this that Izzy presents the experienced sailor with a bracelet made of the seagulls' gifts. Of course, Buttons can't quite wear the bracelet how it's supposed to be worn but he puts it on his neck and wears it proudly around the deck the rest of the day (it later gets added into his nest high up in the rigging for safe keeping to not accidentally loose it during flight. It becomes an important part of the nest, neatly secured on a sticking out nail for extra safety)
