[larrydagger]

the two gifs that belong together

[funnytwittertweets]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[sickness-health-all-that-shit]

[pop-punklouis]

a louis centric drag me down? i’ve waited FIVE YEARS for this

[ltlondonlive]

PROOF LOUIS CARRIED 1D ON HIS BACK

[pop-punklouis]

god i fucking LOVE louis tomlinson

[fookinfreezin]

no fank YOU, louis!!!!!!

[pop-punklouis]

Louis right after the show on saturday night right before he posts the entire livestream to his own twitter account

[heyangels]

NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND! I’M OBSESSED!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Body language is completely unique to every single individual person and the science of body language is almost if not completely unreliable and if I have to listen to one more person claim they can “read” me by my body language I’m gonna flip.

MULTIPLE people in my life have told me they can “tell” I’m “self conscious” because I look at my feet when I walk and they say it like they want me to open up about some social insecurities, like I have some wall they’re about to break down and we’ll have a moment

And I tell them the same truth every single time:

As a kid we had two MASSIVE Holly trees in the backyard and my dad and my uncle, both well meaning but perhaps poor planners, said “yes a great place for a swing set is directly beneath those.”

So they built it there and the issue is that entire section of yard was a Minefield of dried Holly leaves with one final mission before they became dirt which was to Stab themselves into a child’s foot

And being that my siblings and I had some feral rage aversion to wearing shoes, we took to running to the swings on our tiptoes, staring at the ground for the leaves

And to this DAY I still look at the ground when I walk out of habit formed by a decade of that

And NO body language guide and NO BBC Sherlock wannabe would EVER source that

[taste-of-ink-deactivated2020071]

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re playing with your hair.”

I’m playing with my hair because I have ADHD and can’t stay still.

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re looking up and to the side.”

I’m looking up and to the side because I have ADHD and can’t hear you if I’m looking directly at you.

“I can tell…”

shut up shut up shut up shut up

[chaotic-carnifex]

“You’re biting your lip, you’re being flirtatious”

I am literally chewing my lip bloody. What the fuck.

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

50 Shades author read the last one, but only the first line

[clonettroopers]

au where I’m productive

[theirstoryofevents]

He may not be your favorite, but he’s is your favorites’s favorite.

[twitblr]

“You’re right baby, those frogs on some shit”

[lovewithlou]

same energy

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[bisexualbaker]

Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP

[sleepyoasis]

Here’s something that needs to be said: being a hairy woman is beautiful and healthy.

It’s completely normal to have hair on your breasts, on your crotch, and literally everywhere else. You’re allowed to have a hairy face, and hairy legs, and hairy armpits, and you’re allowed to be damn proud of it!

This goes doubly so for trans women. Don’t be embarrassed about any hair you have, it doesn’t change a damn thing about who you are as a person; and who you are is a godsdamn beautiful woman.

It’s normal and healthy and beautiful to be hairy.

[cosmicangst]

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

[icannotholdmypen]

Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman

Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose